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My neighbor is an Alabama Fan

Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:45 am
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
6004 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:45 am
My neighbor and his entire family are Alabama fans. I saw him in front of his house this morning and we started up a conversation about Nick Saban retiring. He told me that he couldn't sleep last night, and he cried a lot throughout the night. He was very emotional. I thought a grown man acting like this was kind of odd, but to each his own.

I need some recommendations from the SEC Rant on what to say to reassure this man.

Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21433 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:46 am to
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My neighbor is an Alabama Fan


Sorry to hear that
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36747 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:46 am to
Tell him the portal is open for fans as well.
Posted by FoodExit
Mobile
Member since Jun 2011
896 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:48 am to
You’re better than this…. hopefully. Very weak attempt on your part.
Posted by Gray Tiger
Prairieville, LA
Member since Jan 2004
36512 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:48 am to
quote:

My neighbor is an Alabama Fan


Prayers offered.

For both of you.
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5623 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:50 am to
You should first reassure your wife she didn't marry a complete loser that makes up bullshite on message boards but that would be impossible wouldn't it?
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:50 am to
Whata beta cuck
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
14190 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:50 am to
Tell him that LSU says …..


Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
2149 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:51 am to
This never happened
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
6004 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:53 am to
Shocker that Alabama fans are in denial that it happened.
Posted by ALhunter
Member since Dec 2018
2967 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:54 am to
quote:

This never happened
I know a male Bama fan who cried. Not sure why that's surprising.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11476 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:55 am to
My brother in law is a lifelong Alabama fan. I called him last night and you'd have thought his dad died or something.
Posted by PBD4BAMA
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
4723 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:56 am to
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I need some recommendations from the SEC Rant on what to say to reassure this man.


Tell him to quit being a pussy...damn!!
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
2149 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:57 am to
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quote:This never happened I know a male Bama fan who cried. Not sure why that's surprising.


What kind of people are yall associating with?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99404 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:57 am to
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My neighbor and his entire family are Alabama fans.


Odd way to tell us you live in a trailer park.
Posted by Big Tiny Little
Member since Jan 2024
90 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:58 am to
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I need some recommendations from the SEC Rant on what to say to reassure this man.


What does his wife look like? You need to frick her. Probably wouldn't take much for a man to get some from her.
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
6004 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:59 am to
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What does his wife look like?


She's a hottie.
Posted by Big Tiny Little
Member since Jan 2024
90 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 8:59 am to
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This never happened


Like that national championship Bammers assured us was coming, after you were undeservedly put in the playoffs this year?
Posted by gamecockman12
Columbia, SC
Member since Aug 2012
6004 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:00 am to
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Odd way to tell us you live in a trailer park.


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47697 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 9:00 am to
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My neighbor is an Alabama Fan


Time to roll your double wide to greener pastures
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