Twas the day before the Banning

'Twas the day before The Banning when all across the board,
The mods were nervous, some even bored.
The threads were monitored by the hour with care,
Fearing that porn soon would be there;

Chex and Jang were here, but one not for long,
While visions of topless Asians danced in their thongs;
Mods with their coffee, and posters with grins,
In about 24 hours the fun will begin,

A game thread will be made for the usual talk,
But tomorrow is different, for Chex or Jang is taking a walk.
The thread will be great to shitpost about ball,
The Rant will take notice, maybe a mod or all?

Chex will bitch, and Jang will moan,
The game will be painful but one is going home.
With mods knowing the future of one simple click,
A porn bomb can come and go in a tick.

So rapid the pics and gifs that will flow,
Chex and Jang likely have these ready to go;
The date has been circled, and clocks have been set,
Some believe the porn bomb will be the best yet.

The story is long, so I'm about done,
Whoever loses tomorrow, well it's been kind of fun.
The cursing, the bitching, the fighting, and yelling,
How tomorrow goes will be telling.

Will someone bitch out, hiding in shame?
Or will the porn bomb be in the Hall of Fame?
We hope for gifs and not simple pics,
I believe I speak for all when I ask, "Please no dicks"


Though a ban is coming, we all know the truth.
VPNs and Alts will be on the loose.
Will TexMex or Changuhlang be the first to appear?
I give it only less than a year.

Time will tell how tomorrow will go,
Chex and Jang, you both a ho.
There will be a glimmer of relief when one of you is gone,
Then a wave of sadness since no more pron.

Though the end is near, I continue to wonder,
Whether Jang and Chex are actually brothers?
Auburn may win, but I think Auburn will lose
In the end, there's a Sonic to choose.

Bless these mods because tomorrow will be hell,
Either Chex or Jang will be sent to jail.
One thing can also add fire,
If Jiro feels left out and naked Asians transpire,

As the final porn hits, the ban should commence,
For one will be gone for showing us tits.
Happy Friday to all and do not dread,
For tomorrow Auburn plays and we have the Game Thread.