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re: Since 2018, Texas has played in more one-score games than any other Power 5 program

Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:55 am to
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 10:55 am to
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Buster83
*gets called out for posting photos of dildos saved on his phone*

*doubles down on posting more photos*
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Hates me posting a picture of him and his boyfriend holding dildos during the great dildo parade. Donghorn U still holds the distinction of being the only university in the history of the world to ever have a dildo parade and then went on to immortalize the parade with a dildo display in their student center on campus. They even gave it the nickname "Big Boy".
This is incredible Are you 7 years old?
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holds the distinction of being the only university in the history of the world
I must say, it is incredibly odd, and a little creepy, that you would even know this, or portend to know this (as I'm sure you pulled that stat out of your arse, no pun intended)

Thanks for proving my point!
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55448 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 11:06 am to
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Makes UTrans fan mad at him for posting photos of UTrans fans licking dildos




Why not state the facts accurately?
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22163 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 11:53 am to
You take it so personally. Should just own it that your school is a breeding ground for transvestites. Better than all the hobos under I35 to be honest.

Austin is just a hole, and so is the school with monuments to dildos as well.

Dildo Monument
Posted by BigTx
Member since Aug 2021
520 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 11:59 am to
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Most humans on this earth have only witnessed your team succeed 1 time and even then it would not have happened had replay been used as a tool to correct officials


Yes, I have witnessed my team's success with UT, the Cowboys and the Mavericks. If we never win again... I'm thankful to have seen it once.
Sorry you never have.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 12:04 pm
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
704 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:51 pm to
Aggie fans talking trash about anything ever as it comes to athletics is pretty much the most ironic thing in the history of this earth.

The last time Texas A&M won a national championship in any of the major 3 sports (Football, Basketball, or Baseball) was 1/1/1940 when they beat Tulane.

That was 30,580 days ago if you were to go back in time 30,580 days prior to 1/1/1940 you would land on 4/11/1856

Franklin Pierce was the 14th president of the USA and the Bleeding Kansas sack of Lawrence was closer in time to A&M's national championship than we are today as is every single event that has happened in history since.

They really are the most pathetic clowns in the history of the planet. How can you spend that much money to get such pathetic results on the field year after year all fueled with the most insane levels of delusion ever witnessed my mankind.

Keep up the good work Ags you are the standard bearers setting the bar so high no team will ever be able to cross it.
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
96 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 12:52 pm to
Never forget: LINK

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Efforts to curb public cuckolding on campus seem to have been, at best, modestly successful. Online posts and personals provide countless chances for a homosexual encounter, and the details of even browsing these messages are too graphic to repeat or even believe. But since these sexual opportunities seem to attract largely the gay community, the situation begs the question: why Texas A&M? Our school is ranked the 8th most conservative school in America by the Princeton Review, and seems like an improbable location. To answer this question, I interviewed a poster of a similar craigslist.org advertisement.

The poster spoke only on the condition of anonymity, and so will be referred to as Mike. Mike is 26 years old and a life long resident of Bryan and he does not, nor ever did, attend any higher education. Mike responded to the question of why Texas A&M campus with several explanations. The main point was that College Station is the perfect distance between Dallas, Austin and Houston. As for the location, it would not seem odd to anyone to see people of all ages walking around campus all hours of the night.

Also, perhaps due to the aforementioned conservative tendency of the towns, there seems to be a larger number of homosexuals in the area than the general population realizes. Most have not come out yet and many have no intention of doing so. Mike added there is no fear that they will be caught, and because of that he is able to "meet up with" up to 15 new partners a semester. I concluded by asking Mike why this anonymous sex had to be on campus. Certainly there were more safe and sanitary places for men to enjoy each other's company than a bathroom. Mike told me that there was more thrill in using public facilities and that he has a "good thing going" with no intention of ever stopping.

There will always be people like Mike who take advantage of an open door policy, a larger question is where are the University Police who patrol campus 24 hours a day? Public sex has occurred long enough at A&M, and instead of simply fixing vandalized facilities, our fees and tuition should go towards stopping it. The University needs to put back those fancy non-permeable walls, and actually make their security employees do their job to protect the students, faculty, and staff from having to be subjected to these seedy and illegal sex acts.
Posted by NtxSooner
McKinney Tx
Member since Jul 2021
42 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 1:05 pm to
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the Wyoming game was enough to provide enough caution for them to apply the brakes right now.


Oh but UT fans wont tho, they are true believers man, they just cannot help themselves! Full speed ahead we are the best team in the counrty! Its hubris at an astounding level!
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
704 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 1:06 pm to
You might want to go find my posts on the subject I have stated repeatedly we are bound by QB play this year and have a Jekyll & Hyde QB who can curbstomp anyone and can also lose to anyone.
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
96 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55448 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 1:21 pm to
UTrans fan fiction, beating off to stories you made up?


You UTrans kids are sick
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
704 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:28 pm to
Top 4 finishes by Texas A&M in the big 3 sports since 1945

Football
2020 #4 did not make CFP or win the SEC West

Basketball
Never made it past sweet 16

Baseball
2022 #3 Tennessee won SEC regular & tournament championships

So even in the two greatest Aggie seasons since WWII finally ended you still got no hardware
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55448 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:28 pm to
Ok?

Congrats on using google I guess
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3495 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:48 pm to
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He can't help but comment on it every time me or someone else posts it.


I knew it would not take him long. Xwing/rancho/vinner does not even bother to question the fact that they are all one person.

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gets called out for posting photos of dildos saved on his phone


I am not sure why he thinks I keep dildo photos on my phone, I guess that is where he keeps his. I rarely ever post from my phone. In one of his previous alters, he accused me of exactly the same thing. He really sucks at hiding his identity. He just is not that smart.

Remember when this photo got posted



Disappeared from the Rant for 3 months he was so butt hurt. Then he reappeared and got banned.

Remember this picture



He got so butt hurt that Kaizer(RIP) and some other posters did not believe that he actually graduated from donghorn U that he took a picture of his bosses diploma and posted on the Rant. That has to be one of the funniest, most insecure things I have ever seen anybody do. What a pussy move.

Here you go xwing/rancho/vinner. Fill this out and send it in to Chicken. Maybe it will make your vagina feel better



Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20494 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 3:50 pm to
I think BYU and Maryland beat the travel out of them.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55448 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:00 pm to
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BYU and Maryland



Create me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they lose all four of those football games in back to back seasons in the most humiliating fashion possible?
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8329 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:13 pm to
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Create me if I’m wrong, but didn’t they lose all four of those football games in back to back seasons in the most humiliating fashion possible?

Taysom Hill is still running on that Manny _iaz _efense..

That 2013 Mack Brown team gave up 550 yards rushing that day..

17 carries
259 yards
3 TD’s
for the quarterback

the running backs added almost 300 more

not a good day to be a Texas fan

but imo.. y’all losing to Appalachian State was more embarrassing and just last year.. so you might want to put your pitchfork down there Mr: Pot Kettle
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20494 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:15 pm to
Correct. I think BYU QB rushed for 300.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55448 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:45 pm to
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y’all losing to Appalachian State



Terrible loss indeed but Appalachian state would have beaten Kansas like a drum….
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8329 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:49 pm to
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Terrible loss indeed but Appalachian state would have beaten Kansas like a drum….

So you think your shite sandwich taste better than my shite sandwich? Congrats? Maybe?

I’d just rather not eat a shite sandwich..
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:52 pm to
Aggies in this thread are really trying to dunk on Texas for losing to BYU and Maryland (some of those games being over 10 years ago) whilst completely oblivious they paid $1.5 million for App State to beat them last year

My God I hope this thread never dies. Aggies are getting absolutely throttled in here
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