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The City of Omaha will be busy this week

Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:17 am
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53491 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:17 am
They still have to line up a spot for Tennessee to nap during delays, order up some decent weather from the government, designate a group to keep the Vols supplied with orange slices and juice boxes, and a crew to read bedtime stories/tuck all of the players in at night.

Also, the fur coat will need a cleaning.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to
Haw haw haw!
Posted by Thumpa15
Alabama
Member since Oct 2019
827 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to
Your obsession is very real.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to
Are you booking through till Monday?
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:24 am to
Surprised NCAA didn’t start the games at 1am
Posted by hooperj75
Indiana
Member since Oct 2022
73 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:28 am to
What Omaha won't be busy doing:

-Installing a firewall to prevent people from looking at you SS sister's ONLYFANS account
-Increasing security to keep your garbage fans from throwing debris at Tennessee families (i.e coach's dad who is a sr citizen)
-Installing metal bleachers as shelter because they are too poor to have a visitor's locker room
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8327 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:34 am to
If the concession stand doesn’t serve them Chick Fil-a, coaches and players will pitch a hissy fit, and go on a hunger strike. The folks in Omaha better be ready!
This post was edited on 6/13/23 at 10:34 am
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26876 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:46 am to
quote:

order up some decent weather from the government,


It's Omaha. Almost always gets rain this time of year.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49497 posts
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:50 am to
Tarps! What are they doing about the tarps?
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