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The City of Omaha will be busy this week
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:17 am
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:17 am
They still have to line up a spot for Tennessee to nap during delays, order up some decent weather from the government, designate a group to keep the Vols supplied with orange slices and juice boxes, and a crew to read bedtime stories/tuck all of the players in at night.
Also, the fur coat will need a cleaning.
Also, the fur coat will need a cleaning.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to SidewalkTiger
Your obsession is very real.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:19 am to SidewalkTiger
Are you booking through till Monday?
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:24 am to SidewalkTiger
Surprised NCAA didn’t start the games at 1am
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:28 am to SidewalkTiger
What Omaha won't be busy doing:
-Installing a firewall to prevent people from looking at you SS sister's ONLYFANS account
-Increasing security to keep your garbage fans from throwing debris at Tennessee families (i.e coach's dad who is a sr citizen)
-Installing metal bleachers as shelter because they are too poor to have a visitor's locker room
-Installing a firewall to prevent people from looking at you SS sister's ONLYFANS account
-Increasing security to keep your garbage fans from throwing debris at Tennessee families (i.e coach's dad who is a sr citizen)
-Installing metal bleachers as shelter because they are too poor to have a visitor's locker room
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:34 am to SidewalkTiger
If the concession stand doesn’t serve them Chick Fil-a, coaches and players will pitch a hissy fit, and go on a hunger strike. The folks in Omaha better be ready!
This post was edited on 6/13/23 at 10:34 am
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:46 am to SidewalkTiger
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order up some decent weather from the government,
It's Omaha. Almost always gets rain this time of year.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 10:50 am to SidewalkTiger
Tarps! What are they doing about the tarps?
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