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re: So Texas isn't even in the league yet, and they screwing it up

Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:02 pm to
“Daddy! Daddy! Make the mean longhorns go away, Daddy!!!
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Because you are nothing more than a school full of dildo waving liberals, who really don't give a damn about sports.
Don’t give a damn about sports, but our school has verifiably been the best at sports the past 2 years. Oof, that’s gotta sting your misplaced ego
This post was edited on 6/8/23 at 7:16 am
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8310 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:10 pm to
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You frick up every conference you are in. TU is shite.



Which school do you support Mrs. Fudd?
PS: :hornsdown:
PSS: I will agree with you on Shaggy. I used to like it, but now my phone gets AIDS just talking about it.
This post was edited on 6/7/23 at 6:13 pm
Posted by Son of Fudd
Member since Jun 2023
17 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:18 pm to
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“Daddy! Daddy! Make the mean longhorns go away, Daddy!!! ”



"Mean" isn't the word we would use to describe you c-words.

“Daddy! Daddy! Make the mean longhorns go away, Daddy!!! HURRY, DADDY...BEFORE THEY GIVE US ALL AIDS!!

"Mean longhorns"

Texas summed up in 9 seconds



Posted by Matts El Rancho
Member since May 2023
1053 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:25 pm to
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Texas summed up in 9 seconds
Your entire existence on this site summed up in 9 seconds

Next time just lead off with “I’m scared” and save us the time

Posted by Son of Fudd
Member since Jun 2023
17 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:26 pm to
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Which school do you support

The REAL UT.

The one you stole colors from. The one you stole running through the T from.

The one that was UT when you were still answering to Antonio López de Santa Anna.
Posted by Son of Fudd
Member since Jun 2023
17 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:28 pm to
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Matts El Rancho

Cry for me, "steer".

My bad, I meant to say dildo waving queerbait.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:30 pm to
All I know is the first year they come to tiger stadium all my piss balloons for that season will go to that one saturday
Posted by InCaliForNow
Member since Mar 2014
472 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:33 pm to
There’s an easy way to keep all rivalries before we go to nine games.

West plays west like always plus their permanent cross over first year.

Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8310 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:37 pm to
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The one that was UT when you were still answering to Antonio López de Santa Anna.

You sure about that?

FACT CHECK ON AISLE 1998
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On September 10, 1794, two years before Tennessee became a state and at a meeting of the legislature of the Southwest Territory at Knoxville, Blount College was established with a charter.
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The new, all-male, non-sectarian institution struggled for 13 years with a small student body and faculty, and in 1807, the school was rechartered as East Tennessee College as a condition of receiving the proceeds from the settlement devised in the Compact of 1806.
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In 1840, the college was elevated to East Tennessee University (ETU). The school's status as a religiously non-affiliated institution of higher learning was unusual for the period of time in which it was chartered, and the school is generally recognized as the oldest such establishment of its kind west of the Appalachian Divide.[13]
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In 1845, Texas was annexed into the United States. The state's Constitution of 1845 failed to mention higher education.[23] On February 11, 1858, the Seventh Texas Legislature approved O.B. 102, an act to establish the University of Texas, which set aside $100,000 in United States bonds toward construction of the state's first publicly funded university
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East Tennessee University was renamed the University of Tennessee in 1879 by the state legislature.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:45 pm to


Real history doesnt exist in fruitopia of austin.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5371 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:47 pm to
To avoid confusion we’ll go ahead and call Tennessee ETU.
Posted by Touchdowns4LSU
Baghdad On The Bayou
Member since Oct 2004
7524 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:53 pm to
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We're going to get rid of traditional rivalries to integrate these clowns into the SEC? They have ruined every league they've been in. I suppose the SEC is next.

Somebody must be getting a kickback somewhere. Probably a few somebodies.


Insecure much?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 6:56 pm to
How bout you just texico mixed with california and call it day. This aint 1950s austin we talking bout.
Posted by Comancheria
Guntersville, AL
Member since May 2023
536 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 7:04 pm to
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All I know is the first year they come to tiger stadium all my piss balloons for that season will go to that one saturday


Sounds fun, you should probably start setting aside some of your handjob money now so you can afford the ticket price.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8310 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 7:05 pm to
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How bout you just texico mixed with california and call it day. This aint 1950s austin we talking bout.

Our country is so F’ef up, we might be better off as Tejas. I’m 100% behind the south seceding from the Repulic of America.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 7:07 pm to
So you agree that the people that come across the southern border "in your state" are better than they brain washed kids whose parents set the standard that you claim to this day despite much to show for it in recent times?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 7:08 pm to
Sometimes I just throw them on your kids and wife and watch you do nothing
Posted by Comancheria
Guntersville, AL
Member since May 2023
536 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 7:14 pm to
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Sometimes I just throw them on your kids and wife and watch you do nothing


I don't sit with the poors and you don't have the arm strength, cool fantasy throwing piss on little kids though.
Posted by Followthescience2024
Mar-a-Largo
Member since Jun 2023
240 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 7:15 pm to
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Texas isn't even in the league yet, and they screwing it up

What else did you expect?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59750 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 7:15 pm to
I can throw a piss balloon from Seguin and hit you in Westlake.
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