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Posted on 4/13/23 at 12:48 pm to
Posted by BaseballTarp
Founders Park
Member since Apr 2023
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Posted on 4/13/23 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Outstanding alter.


What’s an alter?
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
7004 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 12:49 pm to
ehh just let it go. its only 1 or 2 talking about it still. Its baseball season and a new weekend.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37959 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

by Andy Dwyer

Game 3 could have easily been played last Friday night. Should have known by the way you guys handled no rain on Thursday night, that you would be de-motivated to get 2/3 taken from you.

You seriously have-to-be the most whiney-assed, projecting, tiny-dick bitch in the history of the SECr. Your username should be Andy Cryer.

Your mother must have been quite the "3 Jon a Nite" hooer to have made you into such the insecure little phuq that you are now.

How many times did you peek through the crack in her bedroom door in her trailer, with the rain pounding on the roof and the cigarette smoke seeping-out above your little head ... how many times did you watch the unamed Jon lay the fiver on her nightstand, sound of the downpour all-around, and you worried that the $10 Walmart tarp, duct-taped to hole in the roof, wasn't going-to hold and Mommy was going-to have-to bang-out two more strangers in order to buy a new one to keep the rain out. Must have been rough but ...

What a relentlessly incessant gooey-gushing little qunt bastard you turned-out to-be. I can only imagine what a pathetic loser you are, what your daily obsessiveness, your petty relentless butthurtness, must look and sound-like to those forced to endure your pathetic existence IRL.

The sound of the rain hitting the tarp on your trailer, drowning-out mommy's moaning - the loss, the disappointment - it all makes sense now.

Here, let's give you want you want and put this to bed (pardon the pun) once and for all, shall we? Here's what you're begging-for ....

Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12283 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Time to separate the wheat from the chaff...


Beating Vandy means we beat another Holbrooke. Twice the fun
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12283 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 12:52 pm to
Damn Rooster is ruthless. Glad he is on our side.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37959 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 12:58 pm to
quote:


I know everyone keeps saying Carolina is back but I'm still not sold. We strike out WAAYYY to much and I'm concerned about our closers. Playing Vandy this week and Florida next week give me hope but also give me fear of being swept.


If we get-through this upcoming stretch and follow the rule along the way, "Win our home series and don't get swept on the road," I'll be happier than Andy Cryer's mom on free VD clinic day.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24182 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 1:01 pm to
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Rooster is ruthless. Glad he is on our side.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12283 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

If we get-through this upcoming stretch and follow the rule along the way, "Win our home series and don't get swept on the road," I'll be happier than Andy Cryer's mom on free VD clinic day.


I 100% agree with that. I would be pleased with that outcome. Poor Andy is now on the phone with his therapist.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53416 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

You seriously have-to-be the most whiney-assed, projecting, tiny-dick bitch in the history of the SECr. Your username should be Andy Cryer.

Your mother must have been quite the "3 Jon a Nite" hooer to have made you into such the insecure little phuq that you are now.

How many times did you peek through the crack in her bedroom door in her trailer, with the rain pounding on the roof and the cigarette smoke seeping-out above your little head ... how many times did you watch the unamed Jon lay the fiver on her nightstand, sound of the downpour all-around, and you worried that the $10 Walmart tarp, duct-taped to hole in the roof, wasn't going-to hold and Mommy was going-to have-to bang-out two more strangers in order to buy a new one to keep the rain out. Must have been rough but ...

What a relentlessly incessant gooey-gushing little qunt bastard you turned-out to-be. I can only imagine what a pathetic loser you are, what your daily obsessiveness, your petty relentless butthurtness, must look and sound-like to those forced to endure your pathetic existence IRL.

The sound of the rain hitting the tarp on your trailer, drowning-out mommy's moaning - the loss, the disappointment - it all makes sense now.

Here, let's give you want you want and put this to bed (pardon the pun) once and for all, shall we? Here's what you're begging-for ....


I can respect the melt.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
65500 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Mark Etheridge
@marketheridge
·
1m
Tennessee shaking up the rotation at Arkansas with Andrew Lindsey projected for Friday and TBA for both Saturday and Sunday

"Dollander is the best starting pitcher in the country, Skenes would be UT's #4, UT has the best starting rotation in the country"
- Serraneux/VolMarine/VolNavy/etc.
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
7004 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Game 3 could have easily been played last Friday night. Should have known by the way you guys handled no rain on Thursday night, that you would be de-motivated to get 2/3 taken from you.




I can respect the melt
This post was edited on 4/13/23 at 1:14 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
53416 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Mark Etheridge
@marketheridge
·
1m
Tennessee shaking up the rotation at Arkansas with Andrew Lindsey projected for Friday and TBA for both Saturday and Sunday

quote:

"Dollander is the best starting pitcher in the country, Skenes would be UT's #4, UT has the best starting rotation in the country"
- Serraneux/VolMarine/VolNavy/etc.


Posted by 3rdPart Tiger
Member since Oct 2007
6321 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

"Dollander is the best starting pitcher in the country, Skenes would be UT's #4, UT has the best starting rotation in the country"
- Serraneux/VolMarine/VolNavy/etc.


Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37959 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

I can respect the melt.

Skenes is incredible. He may have set the record for pegging the most 99s on our gun, in the history of our stadium ... and he did it in three innings.

Just incredible.

But our guys are fastball hitters and they practiced, on the machines, at 100+. No telling how that game might have played-out had the rain not caused the stoppage. IMHO it was just our day.

We'll likely meet again, on the diamond, this year. It might be fate, who knows.

In the meantime we're hoping to be allowed to move-on with this season without being cyber stalked by this seriously mal-adjusted pathologically psychopathic LSU fan who hides behind the Andy Cryer username. His shtick has gotten old. Y'all need to slap your boy down.

I just returned from four days in California at a reunion with old fellow paratroopers, all of them field grade officers and retired Sergeant Majors ... our ball busting is unmerciful.

There is a difference between ball busting and melting.

It's a week after Tarpgate. Most LSU fans, and Gamecock fans, have let it go ... at least the sane ones. This Andy Cryer cat is obviously damaged goods, psychologically speaking. Ball busting is one thing but, the pussies and cowards thing, he's projecting his childhood. He's lost sleep over this.

It's time to let us enjoy the banter, the series this weekend and the level of enthusiasm for the game of SEC baseball this forum has always enjoyed, without his mommy bullshite. He's a festering canker sore, on the community around here, and that's saying-something in a room full of trolls covered in warts.

I hope the kid seeks some mental hygiene help ... and then contacts leprosy and his phuqing fingers fall-off.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
31063 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

No telling how that game might have played-out had the rain not caused the stoppage.




South Carolina will make the CWS, hope the next time LSU plays them is in Omaha.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37959 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 5:37 pm to
quote:


South Carolina will make the CWS, hope the next time LSU plays them is in Omaha.

I do too, especially if it ends like the only two times we've faced y'all in Omaha.

How'd those two matchups work out for y'all? I'll wait.

I also hope we faceoff in Hoover this May.
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
7004 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 5:41 pm to
quote:


South Carolina will make the CWS, hope the next time LSU plays them is in Omaha.


I mean...same.


If we lose to you in Omaha I wouldnt be the least bit upset.
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
2795 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 5:42 pm to
Tonight we're all Kentucky Wildcats
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1730 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Tarp here.

Sorry I wasn’t able to post much lately, had a busy week last week.

How’s everything going?



Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59896 posts
Posted on 4/13/23 at 5:49 pm to
A pig dick riding a cat
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