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re: Texas what are you bringing to the conference?
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:18 pm to BurntOrangeMan
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:18 pm to BurntOrangeMan
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Dumb fuxk, Texas will be a high 2 seed.
Enjoy it. Because soon you'll be getting thundercocked by the SEC regularly.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:18 pm to Chuck E Cheese
We just beat a #1 seed by 20 in the finals of the best basketball conference in the country, the same conference that has the last two national champions. So we're bringing a good basketball team. And after we run you out of Bryant-Denny next year, we'll be bringing a good football team too.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:22 pm to TrNabs
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And after we run you out of Bryant-Denny next year, we'll be bringing a good football team too.
And after we run out of Bryant-Denny next year, crying with a fist full of dildos, we'll be bringing a "football" team too and our rainbow flag.
FIFY
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:22 pm to TrNabs
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And after we run you out of Bryant-Denny next year
So you don't just predict a Texas win, but a blowout on the road after a 5 loss season?
Please elaborate on why you believe this will happen.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:27 pm to Chuck E Cheese
An over inflated ego and self importance that rivals the Aggy bunch
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:35 pm to Chuck E Cheese
You have a great football program, congrats. Outside of that Bama pretty much sucks in everything else that is relevant. Pretty sad when we can say we’re bringing a superior basketball program than someone when we don’t have much of a history ourselves. Bama has done absolutely NOTHING in 2 of the big 3 sports, shockingly bad. So when Saban retires what does Alabama plan to contribute? Certainly can’t fall back on academics or class, that much is certain.
We’re going to win in Tuscaloosa to make it what, 8-2-1 all time?
Bama and Texas are included in a handful of teams that could cut the nets down this year. Most of the time you can realize people are just f’n around with their posts on the rant but I laugh at how serious you sound having convinced yourself of such stupidity when we just trounced Kansas for the second time in a week.
We’re going to win in Tuscaloosa to make it what, 8-2-1 all time?
Bama and Texas are included in a handful of teams that could cut the nets down this year. Most of the time you can realize people are just f’n around with their posts on the rant but I laugh at how serious you sound having convinced yourself of such stupidity when we just trounced Kansas for the second time in a week.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:44 pm to mortgageman82
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We’re going to win in Tuscaloosa
Why do you believe this will happen?
Posted on 3/11/23 at 9:57 pm to PerrillouxToTexas
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Beating a team after their starting QB goes down in the 1st quarter is one hell of an accomplishment.
Not our fault that Texas QBs are pussies.
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And after we run you out of Bryant-Denny next year, we'll be bringing a good football team too.
Please bring a QB that has played TACKLE football this time. It might help your chances. If Ewers goes down, Alabama might literally kill lil Archie Manning
This post was edited on 3/11/23 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:10 pm to Marktastic86
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Please elaborate on why you believe this will happen.
If it wasn't for Ewers going down, Texas beats Bama by 20 in Austin. Now we have a healthy second year Ewers, and you don't have Bryce to bail you out anymore.
Instead you have Milroe literally the worst fkin qb in the SEC, if he can even beat out a QB that has never thrown a football in college. Texas wins 42-14 book it.
This post was edited on 3/11/23 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:14 pm to Chuck E Cheese
They have some pretty fine arse wimmenz, so they are contributing umpteenth zillion unfertilized eggs
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:14 pm to Chuck E Cheese
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Texas what are you bringing to the conference?
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you're gay for Aggie.
Asked and answered
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:18 pm to Marktastic86
Bama new QB, right?
RB Baxter is having an amazing spring by accounts, WR is loaded, hopefully Ewers returns to form. OL finally looks to be a strength as the best guys will not be freshmen any longer. TE Sanders.
Offense has the making of a top 5 type offense, we shall see.
Tons returning on that side of the ball, had a couple surprise returnees on the defensive side with addition of Catalon (thanks piggies) - I will say I’m still waiting for a pass rush - one thing we haven’t seen yet that is a key aspect in being elite again.
As was already mentioned we should’ve beaten you last year.
RB Baxter is having an amazing spring by accounts, WR is loaded, hopefully Ewers returns to form. OL finally looks to be a strength as the best guys will not be freshmen any longer. TE Sanders.
Offense has the making of a top 5 type offense, we shall see.
Tons returning on that side of the ball, had a couple surprise returnees on the defensive side with addition of Catalon (thanks piggies) - I will say I’m still waiting for a pass rush - one thing we haven’t seen yet that is a key aspect in being elite again.
As was already mentioned we should’ve beaten you last year.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:20 pm to TrNabs
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Texas wins 42-14 book it.
More like bookmark
Not to bust your bubble but you are about to experience angry dwarf Saban
Heaven help your immortal soul
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:26 pm to BurntOrangeMan
Not sure about the others, but the Hogs are creeping up on you. Lord willing we’ll top 50 later this spring. Y’all are at 58 right?
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:28 pm to Chuck E Cheese
They are going to run off aTm. It's a huge win.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:34 pm to TrNabs
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If it wasn't for Ewers going down, Texas beats Bama by 20 in Austin. Now we have a healthy second year Ewers, and you don't have Bryce to bail you out anymore.
Instead you have Milroe literally the worst fkin qb in the SEC, if he can even beat out a QB that has never thrown a football in college. Texas wins 42-14 book it.
Oh, the old "it was close last year so it'll DEFINITELY be an easy win next year!"
Arkansas fans thought the same thing in 2022, literally to your almost exact specifications. They lost 49-26 with Milroe in the game.
And I hate to burst your bubble, but there's no guarantee he will be the starting QB. I find it hilarious after a 5 loss season you think you're going to come into Tuscaloosa and win with ease. Your delusional fanbase will be great entertainment for this conference when you losers get here.
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:39 pm to Marktastic86
Your main back averaged 2.4 YPC
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:41 pm to Marktastic86
We won't just win with ease, we're going to absolutely dominate y'all. Ewers will take the next step this off-season.
If he doesn't Arch will lay his nuts firmly in Saban's mouth. (If there's still room next to all the BBC that is)
If he doesn't Arch will lay his nuts firmly in Saban's mouth. (If there's still room next to all the BBC that is)
Posted on 3/11/23 at 10:59 pm to BurntOrangeMan
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Name a current SEC program with more team NC's than Texas.
Sit down, pledge. No one gives a shite about your great grandads glory stories. 1 CFB natty in over 50 years is what Texas is.
Well happily take your money though, so welcome aboard neophyte
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