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Haiku about Missouri

Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:13 pm
Posted by DuckTalesLOL
Arkansas
Member since Aug 2018
6058 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:13 pm
Drunktitz sucks big balls
No winning seasons for him
Mizz women are gross


The end.
This post was edited on 1/20/23 at 7:42 pm
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5489 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:15 pm to
Your 2nd line has 9 syllables dumbass
Posted by rtr23242526
Member since Dec 2022
2289 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:17 pm to
mo women beautiful surprisingly great intelligent blondes ..look it up
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15579 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Mizz women are gross


This is true everyone. No need to look for good looking women in CoMo…I recommend elsewhere!
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
6903 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:23 pm to
Sad.. what a sad attempt.
Posted by Tigerfan0318
Missouri
Member since Oct 2018
1693 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:11 pm to
Well, since your into guys, it probably doesn't matter.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2433 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:18 pm to
The hogs' poems over on my thread are so much better.
Posted by Indignity
Member since Aug 2020
1545 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:24 pm to
Pigs lose to Mizzou in football and basketball and you’re busy thinking up poetry about us.

We’d like to thank you for the free rent.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65589 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:34 pm to
They dodged our bowl match
Brag about civil war shite
Mizzou sucks at all

Posted by Uatu
The Dark Side of the Moon
Member since May 2022
324 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:38 pm to
Let’s clean this up.

Drunktitz sucks big balls
Got beat down by UT Vols
The Rant straight up lolz
Posted by StrongHog
You never know. Hell, I don't know
Member since May 2021
905 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:39 pm to
Why can't we beat them

Their team state and fans suck arse

Thank God for the Chiefs
Posted by StrongHog
You never know. Hell, I don't know
Member since May 2021
905 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:41 pm to
frick yellow and gold

Drinkiwitz is is a minion

Beat us every time

Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 1/20/23 at 9:05 pm to
Mizzou woman prof
Calls for muscle while she points
She should be spanked hard


This post was edited on 1/20/23 at 10:55 pm
Posted by McMillan
Member since Jul 2018
5948 posts
Posted on 1/21/23 at 9:05 am to
Swing and a miss just like the football program on MO soil since 1944
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