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Any poets out there? I'm stuck.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 1/20/23 at 12:00 pm
An Ode to Arky
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
Posted on 1/20/23 at 12:02 pm to Faurot fodder
Don’t quit your day job
Posted on 1/20/23 at 12:03 pm to Faurot fodder
3/10. I like the idea of working in the foul ball but the execution could use some work. Same with the jab at Pittman being fat. The idea is good but execution is still lacking
Posted on 1/20/23 at 12:05 pm to DAWG0829
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Don’t quit your day job
You think he has a day job?
Posted on 1/20/23 at 12:05 pm to Faurot fodder
Do you even iambic pentameter, bro?

Posted on 1/20/23 at 12:08 pm to Faurot fodder
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Any poets out there? I suck.
FIFY.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 1:01 pm to Faurot fodder
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Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
Sounds like a really stupid fast wanna-be rap country song to me.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 1:09 pm to Faurot fodder
quote:
I'm stuck.
Yes you are.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 1:30 pm to Faurot fodder
An Ode to myself
Bfanlc here
Bfanlc is awesome
Bfanlc out
Bfanlc here
Bfanlc is awesome
Bfanlc out
Posted on 1/20/23 at 1:34 pm to BFANLC
Final... every time he shakes them he makes the piggies howl.
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
Every time he shakes them
He makes the piggies howl
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
Every time he shakes them
He makes the piggies howl
This post was edited on 1/20/23 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:36 pm to Faurot fodder
There once was a poster from Mizzou
When it came to finishing his rhymes, he had no clue
He tried to flame the Hogs
With help from Rant dawgs
But went back to drawing swastikas with poo.
When it came to finishing his rhymes, he had no clue
He tried to flame the Hogs
With help from Rant dawgs
But went back to drawing swastikas with poo.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:38 pm to Faurot fodder
Make the SEC B12 stahp please baby Jesus
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:45 pm to Faurot fodder
An Ode to Arky
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
... and if, by chance with Petrino you'll ride
best you wear chaps as thick as Hoghide
to protect thy tender bum,
for your wives and girlfriends Bobby has come!
Fayetteville, where fans fuss
Waiting on the short bus
Grieving over lost Tusk
And Omaha pop fouls
Hoping for the March Muss
Settling for Dan Enos
But really wanting native Gus
Not Pittman's tits and jowls
... and if, by chance with Petrino you'll ride
best you wear chaps as thick as Hoghide
to protect thy tender bum,
for your wives and girlfriends Bobby has come!
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:47 pm to Faurot fodder
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your poem is arse
But not as arse as Mizzou
Violets are blue
Your poem is arse
But not as arse as Mizzou
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:48 pm to nealnan8
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... and if, by chance with Petrino you'll ride
best you wear chaps as thick as Hoghide
to protect thy tender bum,
for your wives and girlfriends Bobby has come!
I like it. Gonna print it out and put on my fridge at home.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:49 pm to Lonnie Utah
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Any poets out there? I suck.
That's why I'm asking for help.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:51 pm to kywildcatfanone
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You think he has a day job?
I work at Hallmark.....as a janitor, but I read some Robert Frost in college.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:52 pm to Faurot fodder
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I work at Hallmark.....as a janitor, but I read some Robert Frost in college.

There once was a girl from Nantucket......
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:54 pm to Goforit
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Every time he shakes them
He makes the piggies howl
I like it. It provides a visual aspect I hadn't.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 2:56 pm to Trumansfangs
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There once was a girl from Nantucket......
In this tranny world, that could indeed happen.
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