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re: Any poets out there? I'm stuck.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 3:18 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 1/20/23 at 3:18 pm to Faurot fodder
Here you go:
There once was a school named Missouri,
Who's kids mixed up shite in a slurry.
To smear in the stall,
Like crude Nazi scrawl,
So they could trot the hoax out in a fury.
There once was a school named Missouri,
Who's kids mixed up shite in a slurry.
To smear in the stall,
Like crude Nazi scrawl,
So they could trot the hoax out in a fury.
This post was edited on 1/20/23 at 3:23 pm
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Posted on 1/20/23 at 3:24 pm to weremoose
Not bad, but I was hoping you could rhyme something with swatstika.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 3:26 pm to Faurot fodder
Syllables are too precious in a limerick to invest that many in a single word.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 3:36 pm to Faurot fodder
quote:
In this tranny world, that could indeed happen.
Modern times friend, modern times !
Posted on 1/20/23 at 3:43 pm to weremoose
You had to edit that ???
Posted on 1/20/23 at 3:45 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 1/20/23 at 4:00 pm to Trumansfangs
Curious as to why that's surprising
Posted on 1/20/23 at 4:12 pm to Faurot fodder
quote:
An Ode to Arky Fayetteville, where fans fuss Waiting on the short bus Grieving over lost Tusk And Omaha pop fouls Hoping for the March Muss Settling for Dan Enos But really wanting native Gus Not Pittman's tits and jowls
Mizzou infatuation
With Arkansas’s situation
Is quite queer when we’re informed
It’s us who feel scorned
By the worst program in SEC nation.
Oh well…..hope this helps
This post was edited on 1/20/23 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 1/20/23 at 4:59 pm to Faurot fodder
Dollar Store mascot
Men prefer their boys wear ascots
Potter reigns supreme while a winning season remains a dream
Not belonging to the South
Liberal drivel spews from their mouths
Misery awaits you as a fan of Mizzou
Men prefer their boys wear ascots
Potter reigns supreme while a winning season remains a dream
Not belonging to the South
Liberal drivel spews from their mouths
Misery awaits you as a fan of Mizzou
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:02 pm to Faurot fodder
This is sad and weird, even for the rant.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:05 pm to weremoose
There was once a lad named Edit
Who posted words he regretted
Repentant and often verbose
He soon changed his name to weremoose
Who posted words he regretted
Repentant and often verbose
He soon changed his name to weremoose
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:46 pm to Trumansfangs
This ain't bad, Kahog especially! Nice work indeed. Truman, that was short and sweet! I loved it my friend.
See,tRant has some Renaissance men/women/hogs.
See,tRant has some Renaissance men/women/hogs.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 5:49 pm to Faurot fodder
The rhyming scheme is horrid
Posted on 1/20/23 at 6:14 pm to Riggle
YOUR MOM IS HORRID!
Sorry. That was uncalled for. I'm sure she's a lovely woman.
Sorry. That was uncalled for. I'm sure she's a lovely woman.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:19 pm to Faurot fodder
quote:
That was uncalled for. I'm sure she's a lovely woman.
She is :)
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:19 pm to Faurot fodder
poop swazi
Posted on 1/20/23 at 7:25 pm to Faurot fodder
I’m no poet either, but maybe this will help jumpstart your creativity:
Enos rhymes with penis.
Enos rhymes with penis.
Posted on 1/20/23 at 8:05 pm to Trumansfangs
There once was fangs of thirty-third,
who was hung up on something absurd.
But his rhymes kinda sucked,
so he can go and get fricked,
in whichever hole is preferred.
who was hung up on something absurd.
But his rhymes kinda sucked,
so he can go and get fricked,
in whichever hole is preferred.
Posted on 1/21/23 at 12:58 pm to weremoose
quote:
There once was fangs of thirty-third,
who was hung up on something absurd.
But his rhymes kinda sucked,
so he can go and get fricked,
in whichever hole is preferred.
That aint too bad !
Posted on 1/21/23 at 2:35 pm to uaslick
stole my joke
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