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'Twas the weeks after Christmas...
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:32 pm
and all through the BIG HOUSE, and not a creature was stirring, EXCEPT for...
MICHIGAN returning 33 out of 44 players on the two-deep, baby! Enjoy your Natty, Pug Doggies, but it's all coming crashing down next year. Harbs is officially back, and Michigan is just fukking LOADED in 2023. To note...
Michigan has:
- The best coach in the Big Ten
- The best returning QB in the Big Ten
- The best RB in the nation
- The best backup RB in the nation
- The best OL in the nation
- A top 5 defense returning 8 starters
2023 is Natty or bust in Ann Arbor. Yes, Michigan has a BRUTAL schedule, with 2 of the last 3 on the road. Nonetheless, you sec HeeHaws finish your pillow-fighting next year, and find out who wants to challenge MICHIGAN in the Tournament next year...can't wait to see who your sacrificial lamb is, either!
With that being said, see you trailer-dwellers next December before the Tournament starts...I'm out!
MICHIGAN returning 33 out of 44 players on the two-deep, baby! Enjoy your Natty, Pug Doggies, but it's all coming crashing down next year. Harbs is officially back, and Michigan is just fukking LOADED in 2023. To note...
Michigan has:
- The best coach in the Big Ten
- The best returning QB in the Big Ten
- The best RB in the nation
- The best backup RB in the nation
- The best OL in the nation
- A top 5 defense returning 8 starters
2023 is Natty or bust in Ann Arbor. Yes, Michigan has a BRUTAL schedule, with 2 of the last 3 on the road. Nonetheless, you sec HeeHaws finish your pillow-fighting next year, and find out who wants to challenge MICHIGAN in the Tournament next year...can't wait to see who your sacrificial lamb is, either!
With that being said, see you trailer-dwellers next December before the Tournament starts...I'm out!
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Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:34 pm to Blue and True
All that and will still lose in the playoffs if they even make it.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:35 pm to Blue and True
So you'll have 33 players that played for a Natty then, right?
Oh, nm you lost to a small Christian school. That's right.
Oh, nm you lost to a small Christian school. That's right.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:35 pm to Blue and True
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Enjoy your Natty, Pug Doggies, but it's all coming crashing down next year.
sounds familiar
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:36 pm to Blue and True
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2023 is Natty or bust in Ann Arbor
Well, bust it is
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:36 pm to Blue and True
Cringe af
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:37 pm to Blue and True
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Michigan has:
-1 NC in the past 75 years
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:38 pm to PortlyDawg
Undefeated to the playoffs, lose game one to team Dijour.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:40 pm to AthensRattler
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Well, bust it is
OK, that was good...
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:41 pm to Blue and True
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Enjoy your Natty, Pug Doggies, but it's all coming crashing down next year.
You've said literally this same thing multiple times since January of 2022.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:56 pm to Blue and True
Damn, that’s solid. Going on record now…. I think you guys beat Texass in the Alamo Bowl next year.
Congrats.
Congrats.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:58 pm to Blue and True
Michigan is incapable of winning championships in the modern football game. Y’all just don’t have it in you. Take care
Posted on 1/16/23 at 6:59 pm to Blue and True
Blah blah blah! You lost to TCU who lost to Georgia by 60. Lol at you !!
Posted on 1/16/23 at 7:00 pm to Blue and True
None of that will be enough.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 7:01 pm to yimbo
They can no longer get the players.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 7:09 pm to Blue and True
Returning 3/4 of the players that lost to the team who got beat 65-7 in the championship
Yawn
Yawn
Posted on 1/16/23 at 7:14 pm to deltaland
I see Ohio state beating you next year and you won’t even make it !
Posted on 1/16/23 at 7:14 pm to Blue and True
TCU got incredibly lucky to beat you guys. Two pick sixes and still barely won. Y’all would’ve beat Georgia who was also incredibly lucky to be there. Sometimes it doesn’t bounce your way. Michigan plays Texas for the title next year.
Posted on 1/16/23 at 7:18 pm to Blue and True
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Yes, Michigan has a BRUTAL schedule, with 2 of the last 3 on the road.
7 HOME games
Non conference = 7-5 ECU AAC / 5-7 UNLV MWC / 6-7 BGSU MAC (NO P5's)
Conference = 4-8 Rutgers / 4-8 Indiana / 8-6 Purdue / 11-2 Ohio State
5 AWAY games
4-8 Nebraska / 9-4 Minnesota / 5-7 Michigan St / 11-2 Penn St / 8-5 Maryland
Posted on 1/16/23 at 7:23 pm to Blue and True
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can't wait to see who your sacrificial lamb is, either!
You need just look in the mirror, it is you!
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