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If Auburn Were a Female
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:00 am
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:00 am
She’d be the type to lure a guy out of good relationship only to sleep with his best friend within a couple of years. She absolutely destroys all the men she brings into her orbit…she’s a black widow.
She can make herself look pretty and fun but you know deep down that she’s just a whore.
If you’re lucky, you have a decent run like Tuberville but the end is always the same- you get left and dry and your career is over.
Tell me I’m wrong.
She can make herself look pretty and fun but you know deep down that she’s just a whore.
If you’re lucky, you have a decent run like Tuberville but the end is always the same- you get left and dry and your career is over.
Tell me I’m wrong.
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Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:01 am to Mempho
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she’s a black widow.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:03 am to Mempho
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Tuberville
I can see it now…Joey Freshwater, US Senator
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:03 am to Mempho
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:03 am to Mempho
You seem hurt and scared.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:05 am to Mempho
Kiffin on a zoom tour of our $100M Football Complex…
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:05 am to Mempho
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you get left and dry and your career is over.
And you walk away with $15 millon and usually have some hardware too.
No hardware to be found in Oxford.
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 9:05 am
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am to Mempho
How do you know my ex wife?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am to Mempho
When you're a fan of a stepping stone program it's probably hard to understand what is expected out of coaches at non-stepping stone programs.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:06 am to Mempho
Damn, can I lay on your couch for a few hours. I have some bags I need to unpack.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:08 am to KingOfTheWorld
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How do you know my ex wife?
Your daddy didn’t warn you about Auburn women?
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:10 am to Mempho
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:10 am to Mempho
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Your daddy didn’t warn you about Auburn women?
Apparently Jimbo's daddy didn't
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:12 am to Mempho
This post was edited on 11/23/22 at 9:15 am
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:12 am to Mempho
So Auburn is a 10, but crazy?
You get Alimony!
Harsin had a 7 year/ 10 Mil deal at Boise. He came to Auburn and made 16mil in less than 2 years. Plus 2mil/year for the next 4 years.
Malzahn (8 years) and Tubs (10 years)had good runs.
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you get left and dry and your career is over.
You get Alimony!
Harsin had a 7 year/ 10 Mil deal at Boise. He came to Auburn and made 16mil in less than 2 years. Plus 2mil/year for the next 4 years.
Malzahn (8 years) and Tubs (10 years)had good runs.
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:15 am to Mempho
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If Auburn Were a Female
She'd be one of those white Suburban moms who try to hide their racism by being a democrat and posting BLM stuff on Facebook while forbidding their kids from hanging out with any kids that aren't white enough
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:16 am to Mempho
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Tell me I’m wrong.
You’re wrong
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:30 am to Mempho
LSU could have lured him away last year- and didn't pursue him. I like the Lane's coaching and think he's a great offensive guru. But I wonder if Lane will ever be a long term guy anyplace he goes?
Lane couldn't even manage to stay with this:
Lane couldn't even manage to stay with this:
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:31 am to Mempho
All that matters is that we are hot and Ole Miss is a waffle house waitress that a guy like Tiger Woods might bang on a bender
Posted on 11/23/22 at 9:35 am to WarDamnSmeagol
So long as we get another Tosh.0 skit out of it I'm happy
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