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How do you think Jimbo would do as an auctioneer?
Posted on 10/27/22 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 10/27/22 at 1:40 pm
I believe he has the rapid-fire speech and verbal stamina to be pretty good at it. Seems like a natural move for him once he gets canned at 4&8...thoughts?
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Posted on 10/27/22 at 1:49 pm to Chicken
Everything would end with a penultimate bid of $7.5M and an ultimate bid of $9M.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 1:52 pm to Chicken
"Here's a car that's been totaled but it's actually better than a new one because you can rebuild it however you want, let's start the bidding at $100k."
This post was edited on 10/27/22 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 10/27/22 at 2:20 pm to Chicken
Like he does at everything else.
He'd be mediocre 99% of the time with the occasional brief flash of competence.
When the auctions he worked underperformed he'd say something along the lines of "The auction items have to be better and we have to sell them better".
He'd be mediocre 99% of the time with the occasional brief flash of competence.
When the auctions he worked underperformed he'd say something along the lines of "The auction items have to be better and we have to sell them better".
Posted on 10/27/22 at 2:22 pm to Chicken
Have some A&M yell leaders below his podium.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 2:24 pm to Chicken
Thread has potential
Posted on 10/27/22 at 2:25 pm to Chicken
I really hope for lsu fans they don’t lose to Jimbo for the 3rd time this year
This post was edited on 10/27/22 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 10/27/22 at 2:25 pm to Chicken
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Posted on 10/27/22 at 2:28 pm to Chicken
I have never heard of an auctioneer worth over $90M
Posted on 10/27/22 at 3:25 pm to Chicken
Seems to be a good fit. Dude can talk it up. And at a torrid pace.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 3:43 pm to texag7
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I really hope for lsu fans they don’t lose to Jimbo for the 3rd time this year
at you actually thinking this will happen 
Posted on 10/27/22 at 3:48 pm to Chicken
He was born for it
Posted on 10/27/22 at 4:01 pm to Chicken
Posted on 10/27/22 at 4:05 pm to bnb9433
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at you actually thinking this will happen
I don’t really know what will happen but an A&M win would be shocking to about nobody
I don’t see anything in LSU that makes me think they are very good
Posted on 10/27/22 at 4:08 pm to Chicken
He certainly has the cadence down.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 4:17 pm to Chicken
A lot better than you would do as a comedian. That’s the one thing your post made clear.
Posted on 10/27/22 at 4:17 pm to texag7
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I don’t see anything in LSU that makes me think they are very good
You said the same thing about Burrow. See how stupid you are.
Posted on 10/28/22 at 5:16 am to texag7
STFU, Daniel. You fat, racist PoS.
Posted on 10/28/22 at 6:55 am to SidewalkTiger
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"Here's a car that's been totaled but it's actually better than a new one because you can rebuild it however you want, let's start the bidding at $100k."
Excellent. Totally read that in Jimbo's voice, while discussing they are just a play or two away from being 8-4.
Posted on 10/28/22 at 7:27 am to Green Chili Tiger
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He'd be mediocre 99% of the time with the occasional brief flash of competence.
He’d suck at selling normal stuff, but when that once in a lifetime item popped up on the list, then…
…he’d still suck but the item’s value would make sure a high sale was attained and he’d look good.
That’s Jameis. That’s Jimbo.
This post was edited on 10/28/22 at 7:28 am
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