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Whatever happened to cool coach nicknames

Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:00 am
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16101 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:00 am
You had the riverboat gambler in Tommy T, the mad hatter in less leach is still the pirate but he’s the only current coach I can think of that has a cool nickname. Bring back funny coach nicknames!
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24074 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:03 am to
Maybe it's because the 2022 coaches aren't cool like they used to be...
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
4661 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:08 am to
I've heard Saban referred to as son-of-a-bitch many times by other fans.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9559 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:11 am to
Well hell no coaches are around long enough to get a cool nickname. They’re all ran out of town because they can’t beat Bama every year.

Unrealistic expectations.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:12 am to
Nick 'cheating crybaby cocksucker' Saban.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:13 am to
More, give me more.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9347 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:16 am to

Joey Freshwater

Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:17 am to
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Joey Freshwater
That is a step down from Layla...way down.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13837 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:20 am to
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That is a step down from Layla


Not if she lets him PIIHB.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
4661 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:24 am to
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Nick 'cheating crybaby cocksucker' Saban.
This kind of hate will kill you man. Hate him or hate him more, he's the best to ever do it. Ya gotta respect him for it. He even warned of impending rule changes implying it would be a bad thing. Then he used those rule changes and crammed it down everyone's throats.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:25 am to
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Not if she lets him PIIHB.
Does. Not. Matter.

This is the hottest SEC coach's wife EVER!

Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:29 am to
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Ya gotta respect him for it.
Respect a cheating scumbag who is totally devoid of ethics?



It won't eat me up. I'm not a Bammer. I don't have my entire self-worth tied to Bammer's football team.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18475 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:29 am to
Jesus. Look at the baby face on that guy. And to think, he had already been an NFL coach before that pic was taken.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13837 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:31 am to
She’s hot, but if she’s bat shite crazy and high maintenance, it knocks a few hotness points off.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:35 am to
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She’s hot, but if she’s bat shite crazy and high maintenance, it knocks a few hotness points off.

I don't remember seeing this "crazy" you speak of. She just didn't put up with Lane sticking his dick in every coed that would spread her legs.

High maintenance? You obviously frick ugly women. All super hot women are high maintenance. That is how they stay so hot.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13837 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:37 am to
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All super hot women are high maintenance.


Not true.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:41 am to
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All super hot women are high maintenance.
quote:

Not true.


Trailer park queens are not "super hot".

Hot and frickable? Yes, some of them. Top shelf like Layla Kiffin? No.
This post was edited on 8/19/22 at 6:41 am
Posted by cajuntiger1010
Member since Jan 2015
9259 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:51 am to
Once Bielema and McElwain were canned it was never the same on the SECr
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13837 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:55 am to
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Trailer park queens are not "super hot".


Why did you quote “super hot”? That was your term, not mine.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13837 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:57 am to
Ole Bert and Shark fricker. Good times.
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