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This board is lucky to have me
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:16 pm
And you all really need to start showing some appreciation for all of my knowledge. It's starting to hurt my feelings when people troll and are mean to me here.
Case in point, I started crying for no reason today while giving my 2A JV Pitcher of the Year trophy and my high school all conference third place wrestling medal their morning polishing. It's not the first time this has happened. My therapist says I have a chemical imbalance and I need medication. But he doesn't even have the Vols starting lineup in needlepoint on his pillow (I did it myself!) so what could he know?
I know the truth. It's because the posters on this board don't recognize me as the paragon of all athletics that I really am.
You guys really need to understand how good I was in the glory days. My mom told me I was the best hitter she'd ever seen. And Ron Polk even said "hi" to me at the Denny's in Starkville once.
So yeah, I was pretty good.
Case in point, I started crying for no reason today while giving my 2A JV Pitcher of the Year trophy and my high school all conference third place wrestling medal their morning polishing. It's not the first time this has happened. My therapist says I have a chemical imbalance and I need medication. But he doesn't even have the Vols starting lineup in needlepoint on his pillow (I did it myself!) so what could he know?
I know the truth. It's because the posters on this board don't recognize me as the paragon of all athletics that I really am.
You guys really need to understand how good I was in the glory days. My mom told me I was the best hitter she'd ever seen. And Ron Polk even said "hi" to me at the Denny's in Starkville once.
So yeah, I was pretty good.
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 1:17 pm
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Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:18 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
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This board is lucky to have me
I agree. 8 pages is nothing to sneeze at.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:20 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
Your therapist is right. You need medication.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:20 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
Tell us again about your all state football career.
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:20 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
shite Monteg glad to have you back!
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:20 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Is this Al Bundy?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:21 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
What is with the Tennessee fans lately. First Serraneaux goes off the reservation, and then several new names pop up on the grid ...
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:21 pm to CapstoneGrad06
Good idea. But only if you can take a few minutes away from your research into curing cancer and creating world peace.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:22 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
I'm beginning to think a Vonner Rex alter because they both crave attention.
edit to also note they keep having a long and inane conversation in this thread
edit to also note they keep having a long and inane conversation in this thread
This post was edited on 4/4/22 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:26 pm to ColoradoAg
It’s the off season UT fans know they better talk smack before the fall gets here. After that they disappear for some strange reason
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:31 pm to SCDawg95
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shite Monteg glad to have you back!
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Posted on 7/20/21 by deeprig9
When we win it all this year, monteg needs to be set loose on the rant for a period of no less than 6 months.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:34 pm to paperwasp
He apparently got banned within hours of the Natty absolutely bombed tranny porn and I missed it 
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:35 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
quote:Are you like "for real"??? I'll give you this, your topics and posts always bring laughter.
Case in point, I started crying for no reason today while giving my 2A JV Pitcher of the Year trophy and my high school all conference third place wrestling medal their morning polishing. It's not the first time this has happened. My therapist says I have a chemical imbalance and I need medication. But he doesn't even have the Vols starting lineup in needlepoint on his pillow (I did it myself!) so what could he know? I know the truth. It's because the posters on this board don't recognize me as the paragon of all athletics that I really am. You guys really need to understand how good I was in the glory days. My mom told me I was the best hitter she'd ever seen. And Ron Polk even said "hi" to me at the Denny's in Starkville once.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 1:40 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
Now this is how an alter sets up a troll. Like success at Tenner, still a very heavily weighted TBD on whether you can deliver, but this has the beginnings of your finest thread.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 2:04 pm to paperwasp
Just learning about Monteg. Man I joined the board like just a few months too late
Posted on 4/4/22 at 2:05 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
You’re just a response and by product of the real problem of this board.
Posted on 4/4/22 at 2:06 pm to ReversePiggie
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this has the beginnings of your finest thread.
yall realize this is a different username, right?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 2:08 pm to CoochiemusMaximusThe
These alter/attention threads sure are embarrassing. Where is willie when you need a good troll thread?
Posted on 4/4/22 at 2:10 pm to WG_Dawg
Definitely. Thus his finest work.
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