CoochiemusMaximusThe

And you all really need to start showing some appreciation for all of my knowledge. It's starting to hurt my feelings when people troll and are mean to me here.

Case in point, I started crying for no reason today while giving my 2A JV Pitcher of the Year trophy and my high school all conference third place wrestling medal their morning polishing. It's not the first time this has happened. My therapist says I have a chemical imbalance and I need medication. But he doesn't even have the Vols starting lineup in needlepoint on his pillow (I did it myself!) so what could he know?

I know the truth. It's because the posters on this board don't recognize me as the paragon of all athletics that I really am.

You guys really need to understand how good I was in the glory days. My mom told me I was the best hitter she'd ever seen. And Ron Polk even said "hi" to me at the Denny's in Starkville once.

So yeah, I was pretty good.

Looking forward to spoiling Brian's career early and retiring Saban. Nobody beats us 16 years in a row!

We're going to be untouchable!

Stay cocky. You've only beaten us 15 times in a row. That's not that much. And your coach has bad hair.