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College football fictional SITCOM coming out of Texas
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:29 am
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:29 am
Episode 1: The Team picks up a 5 Star, but said player has issues. Coach doesnt care. College prints T-Shirts and Cups. A small fraternity squeeze their own nuts.
Episode 2: 5 Star is accused of pushing the woman’s head into a wall during an argument and throwing her off a bed. That caused her teeth to go threw her bottom lip.
Episode 3: The father ( former 5 Stars school football player) and mother of an alleged assault victim attacked 5 Star and one of his family members at a hearing this week. The father and mother of the alleged assault victim of former 5 Star receiver were arrested on Thursday afternoon by university police on a misdemeanor charge of assault.
Episode 4: Big City attorney Tony “the saw”Buzzer, who was a member of the 5 Stars School Board of Regents and is a big booster of the 5 Stars school is representing the 5 Star.
"We learned that there was a warrant out for the arrest of the 5 Star yesterday,” Buzzer said in a statement released to the media Wednesday. “Upon learning of such, the 5 Star insisted upon turning himself which he quickly did. The 5 Star has been accused of a misdemeanor and has now been released on a minimal bond. We look forward to demonstrating that this is all an unfortunate misunderstanding. The 5 Star is a solid young man and a generational talent. He looks forward to clearing his name and moving on to be the best student and athlete he can be. In the meantime, we will let the process play itself out and will address the misdemeanor allegation in court, in due course."
Episode 5: TBD
You cant make this shite up …
Episode 2: 5 Star is accused of pushing the woman’s head into a wall during an argument and throwing her off a bed. That caused her teeth to go threw her bottom lip.
Episode 3: The father ( former 5 Stars school football player) and mother of an alleged assault victim attacked 5 Star and one of his family members at a hearing this week. The father and mother of the alleged assault victim of former 5 Star receiver were arrested on Thursday afternoon by university police on a misdemeanor charge of assault.
Episode 4: Big City attorney Tony “the saw”Buzzer, who was a member of the 5 Stars School Board of Regents and is a big booster of the 5 Stars school is representing the 5 Star.
"We learned that there was a warrant out for the arrest of the 5 Star yesterday,” Buzzer said in a statement released to the media Wednesday. “Upon learning of such, the 5 Star insisted upon turning himself which he quickly did. The 5 Star has been accused of a misdemeanor and has now been released on a minimal bond. We look forward to demonstrating that this is all an unfortunate misunderstanding. The 5 Star is a solid young man and a generational talent. He looks forward to clearing his name and moving on to be the best student and athlete he can be. In the meantime, we will let the process play itself out and will address the misdemeanor allegation in court, in due course."
Episode 5: TBD
You cant make this shite up …
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 8:09 am
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:33 am to GatorOnAnIsland
I couldn’t get past episode 3
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:34 am to GatorOnAnIsland
T sip; didn’t read
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:35 am to texag7
Just filed suit instead?
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Posted by texag7 on 1/20/22 at 6:27 pm to Farmer1906
What are my court chances in bringing a defamation case against a certain sip poster on the Rant?
I’ve been reading cases of anonymous people getting caught up with way less material than he has thrown at me over the years
Pages and pages and pages of how I’m Daniel the racist etc. Seems pretty cut and dry. Willing to bet a decent lawyer could get his IP/identity from Chicken to move forward
Thoughts?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:42 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Hey there, Randolph Duke. Looking at your post history, you do nothing but start threads about Aggies or comment on threads about Aggies.
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Florida Fan
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:44 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Have you seen the sipcom where the coach leaves his wife and kids for a transgender stripper? The tranny stripper has a rabid pet monkey that then brutally attacks a young child
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:44 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Sounds more like a drama than a sitcom?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:46 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:50 am to GatorOnAnIsland
Man there sure are a lot of Aggies defending their football program that promotes murderers and women beaters in here.
Everett, demas, Thomas Johnson… hell, even the single greatest athlete in the history of their entire athletic program, Johnny Manziel, was a known alcoholic and pushed women out of moving cars.
I thought aggies “never lie, cheat or steal”? How come y’all are intent to lie about your football program that is one of the most dangerous in the country?
Everett, demas, Thomas Johnson… hell, even the single greatest athlete in the history of their entire athletic program, Johnny Manziel, was a known alcoholic and pushed women out of moving cars.
I thought aggies “never lie, cheat or steal”? How come y’all are intent to lie about your football program that is one of the most dangerous in the country?
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 7:53 am
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:55 am to Mr Sausage
Have you ever in your life seen a gator fan so obsessed with Aggy?
It makes sense. If there is one thing that Aggies and Gators are known for it is that long, historic rivalry between the two.
I mean the first thing that pops in somebody's mind when one mentions the Aggies and the Gators, it's "Rivalry."
Word association. Ready?
Wolverines -- BUCKEYES
War Eagle -- ROLL TIDE
Red Sox -- YANKEES
Gators -- AGGY
It makes sense. If there is one thing that Aggies and Gators are known for it is that long, historic rivalry between the two.
I mean the first thing that pops in somebody's mind when one mentions the Aggies and the Gators, it's "Rivalry."
Word association. Ready?
Wolverines -- BUCKEYES
War Eagle -- ROLL TIDE
Red Sox -- YANKEES
Gators -- AGGY
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:00 am to KaiserSoze99
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Have you ever in your life seen a gator fan so obsessed with Aggy?
What makes you think this is about aggy? Its a fictional sitcom, FOOL
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:03 am to XWing atAliciousness
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one of the most dangerous in the country
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:21 am to Colonel Ingus
So all of those guys were kicked off, yet Johnny Manziel's number is retired, and you're pushing for Demas to stay on the team. Sounds like there's a difference in ideals in our school 
Lol the single most important person to ever come out of your school routinely beat up his girlfriend and pushed her out of a moving car (after he had pushed her head against a glass window).
And let's not forget this proud moment of aggie pride, either...
Thank God the University of Texas rejected you unintelligent racist women beaters and murders...
utrejects.com
Lol the single most important person to ever come out of your school routinely beat up his girlfriend and pushed her out of a moving car (after he had pushed her head against a glass window).
And let's not forget this proud moment of aggie pride, either...
Thank God the University of Texas rejected you unintelligent racist women beaters and murders...
utrejects.com
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:45 am to XWing atAliciousness
Same copy and paste response. Expected nothing more from you.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:51 am to Mr Sausage
At least he didn’t add some emoji’s this time.
*frick, couldn’t even go one post without one.
*frick, couldn’t even go one post without one.
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 8:52 am
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:52 am to KaiserSoze99
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Hey there, Randolph Duke. Looking at your post history, you do nothing but start threads about Aggies or comment on threads about Aggies.
To be fair, his third post down is about an SEC team beating Texas' arse.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:24 am to XWing atAliciousness
Do you know any of these guys?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:26 am to XWing atAliciousness
$10 says the guy on the far right is a tRant aggy
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:26 am to Buster83
Nope. But it’s hilarious that they were all smarter than you because they actually got into the University of Texas
You seem to be really obsessed with an anti open carry protest that happened once 7 years ago. I have an idea why (not that there’s anything wrong with that!)
utrejects.com
You seem to be really obsessed with an anti open carry protest that happened once 7 years ago. I have an idea why (not that there’s anything wrong with that!)
utrejects.com
Posted on 3/4/22 at 9:37 am to XWing atAliciousness
Texag7, did you hear about the Cougar High alum, Daniel Figurelli, who constantly d rides AGGY. Of course you have.
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