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Twas the day before the Banning

Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:03 am
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
52038 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:03 am
'Twas the day before The Banning when all across the board,
The mods were nervous, some even bored.
The threads were monitored by the hour with care,
Fearing that porn soon would be there;

Chex and Jang were here, but one not for long,
While visions of topless Asians danced in their thongs;
Mods with their coffee, and posters with grins,
In about 24 hours the fun will begin,

A game thread will be made for the usual talk,
But tomorrow is different, for Chex or Jang is taking a walk.
The thread will be great to shitpost about ball,
The Rant will take notice, maybe a mod or all?

Chex will bitch, and Jang will moan,
The game will be painful but one is going home.
With mods knowing the future of one simple click,
A porn bomb can come and go in a tick.

So rapid the pics and gifs that will flow,
Chex and Jang likely have these ready to go;
The date has been circled, and clocks have been set,
Some believe the porn bomb will be the best yet.

The story is long, so I'm about done,
Whoever loses tomorrow, well it's been kind of fun.
The cursing, the bitching, the fighting, and yelling,
How tomorrow goes will be telling.

Will someone bitch out, hiding in shame?
Or will the porn bomb be in the Hall of Fame?
We hope for gifs and not simple pics,
I believe I speak for all when I ask, "Please no dicks"


Though a ban is coming, we all know the truth.
VPNs and Alts will be on the loose.
Will TexMex or Changuhlang be the first to appear?
I give it only less than a year.

Time will tell how tomorrow will go,
Chex and Jang, you both a ho.
There will be a glimmer of relief when one of you is gone,
Then a wave of sadness since no more pron.

Though the end is near, I continue to wonder,
Whether Jang and Chex are actually brothers?
Auburn may win, but I think Auburn will lose
In the end, there's a Sonic to choose.

Bless these mods because tomorrow will be hell,
Either Chex or Jang will be sent to jail.
One thing can also add fire,
If Jiro feels left out and naked Asians transpire,

As the final porn hits, the ban should commence,
For one will be gone for showing us tits.
Happy Friday to all and do not dread,
For tomorrow Auburn plays and we have the Game Thread.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:06 am to
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 9:07 am
Posted by TheJones
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Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:06 am to
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8642 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:08 am to
ChatGPT or lonely?
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
52038 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:08 am to
no comment
Posted by 88TIger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:09 am to

Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43791 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:16 am to
Let them fight
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:19 am to

Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66603 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:23 am to
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45373 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:31 am to
Impressive Chiz.


I didnt know you could pull from the right hemoisphere of the brain like that.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 9:40 am
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Impressive Chex.


I didnt know you could pull from the right hemoisphere of the brain like that.

So now i am Big Tastey and HailtotheChiz? Man, i cant keep up with these alts
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45373 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:40 am to
I meant Chiz. oops
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:42 am to
quote:

I meant Chiz. oops
Literally, rent free
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
14413 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:44 am to
Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
19818 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:46 am to
That was awesome.

Still wish the ban went down at 6pm Monday
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Still wish the ban went down at 6pm Monday


you can ask jang for accommodations
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45373 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Literally, rent free

Have you seen the game latest odds? And you think you're "rent free"


I have typed your name a ton due to current events. Sue me.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
52038 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Impressive Chiz.


I didnt know you could pull from the right hemoisphere of the brain like that


I'll miss these compliments.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45373 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:54 am to
quote:

you can ask jang for accommodations

I will wait if someone emails me good porn via gifs to be put up. I dont want viruses and a tracking history.

Otherwise it will be stock photos of average boobs from google search.
This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 10:14 am
Posted by atwitsendAU
Shizuoka, Japan
Member since Jul 2023
1015 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 9:55 am to
quote:

So now i am Big Tastey and HailtotheChiz? Man, i cant keep up with these alts


Speaking of...I have an intriguing mystery that I would like the board to hypothesize along with me and hopefully help figure out.

So long story short, on the Recruiting Board 2 days ago, I wrote a lengthy run-on sentence, pounced upon by Special J who proceeded to critique it and make an arse of himself with 3 egregious grammatical errors in ONE POST, critiquing my grammar. And then....well. here is a screen shot.



Sorry the writing is small but I needed to catch the important stuff in one frame. If it's too hard to read, just check the RB. The mystery is...

Who is Charlie Frown?

My first impulse was it is an SJ alter, and due to his insecurities and need for support and approval, he just couldn't help himself. And then, I thought for quite a while, and I began to wonder if Special J really was that dumb and obvious, and I have been going back and forth struggling with this question ever since. I still can not answer that question.

Then, the thought occurred to me that it might be a Chex alter, and he was giving Special J the ultimate ironic troll. I am still mystified. I can not come up with any other reasonable hypothesis. Someone is at work and up to something nefarious. Who the frick is Charlie Frown??? Someone please solve this.

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