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Misery hasn't won a bowl game in nearly a decade

Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:16 am
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:16 am
The stars aligned to produce multiple miracles in wins over Kansas State, Kentucky and Middle Tennessee, combined with playing in the weak SEC east

The safe spacers from the birthplace of wokeism have finally reached the top 10 and they certainly don't act like they've ever been there before

As with scoring a touchdown, just hand the ball to the official and go to the sidelines. Misery fans should be flagged for their excessive celebration

Don't get me wrong it's a nice feel good story with Rudy running the ball and Flounder kicking 61 yard field goals, but nothing more. Everyone likes a great underdog story until they start pounding their chest

Over their recent bowl history Misery has been ran over by Navy and physically whipped by Army. Haven't seen the bowl projections but it would be fitting for them to complete the Pentagon Trifecta and get smoked by Air Force in a bowl game

DeLoss was right about Misery and 2024 will prove it when they can't hide in the east

Wish there was a scenario where we could play them in a bowl and bring these pronoun lovers back down to earth

Hook'em

Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:17 am to
I hate our fans sometimes.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:18 am to
Only mid tier teams troll Missouri.

quote:

Texas Fan

Carry on.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:19 am to
Congrats on 350k posts.
Posted by Jrv2damac
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Member since Mar 2004
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:21 am to
missouri has lost 4 straight bowls.

They also have no BCS wins.



Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:21 am to
quote:

The safe spacers from the birthplace of wokeism have finally reached the top 10 and they certainly don't act like they've ever been there before



Texas fan from Austin accusing Missouri fan from Columbia of being from the "birthplace of Wokeism".

Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
2215 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:24 am to
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missouri has lost 4 straight bowls.

They also have no BCS wins.



They never played in a BCS bowl

Congrats on your Orange Bowl win
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
16294 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:26 am to
quote:

I hate our fans sometimes.


He’s not actually a UT fan. It’s a troll account from some disillusioned poster over on Tigerboard
Posted by Jrv2damac
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:27 am to
You will accept these migrants

You opened the border
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
20947 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:36 am to

Ten Win Seasons Since 2012

Missouri: 3
Texas: 2
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26173 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:40 am to
quote:

I hate our fans sometimes.


I can offer to draft you to the Razorbacks again if you like.
Posted by Jrv2damac
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Member since Mar 2004
70027 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:49 am to
Your fans cannibalize too

You have the same SWC roots

Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
16366 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:49 am to
Austin Texas is a stronghold of conservatives?
Missouri didn’t luck into beating us. They whooped Tennessee. They have earned their poll position.
Posted by VagueMessage
Springdale, AR
Member since Jun 2013
4145 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:51 am to
quote:

missouri has lost 4 straight bowls.


Missouri was banned from a bowl in 2019, and their bowl in 2020 was ruled a no-contest due to COVID. So, they've technically lost two in a row.

Kansas has never been to four straight bowls in their program's history.

Posted by the808bass
The Lou
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:53 am to
Thanks for your perpetual interest in our program.
Posted by Jrv2damac
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Member since Mar 2004
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Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:56 am to
If you weren’t obtuse, you’d know I meant they lost their last 4 bowl games

Enjoy your upcoming bowl btw

Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:56 am to
Why 2012?
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9885 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 9:01 am to
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 9:02 am to
A Mizzou fan already posted that he isn’t a Texas fan.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
119856 posts
Posted on 11/30/23 at 9:04 am to
quote:

they lost their last 4 bowl games


Modern bowl games are meaningless for pretty much any team that isn’t playing in a championship game.

But you tried.
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