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re: Which poster would you want on your side in a bar fight?

Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:39 am to
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 7:39 am to
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Any poster who ever had the guts and/or honor to lay their body on the line to serve their country.



I fall in to that category, but my bar fighting days are long behind me.

You probably aren't getting me off the stool, unless it's to piss or last call is over.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:09 am to
Here’s the difference between a Berry Buc and a Hoover Buc.
Posted by HonorThyWarEagle
9 TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, Freezin'
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 8:26 am to
TBH Lanier probably, IDK why but the old man needs get in some sparring
Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:04 am to
Lanier is a big dude. If he ever got his hands on you, you’d be in trouble.
Posted by HonorThyWarEagle
9 TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, Freezin'
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:22 am to
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Lanier is a big dude. If he ever got his hands on you, you’d be in trouble


Also another reason why'd pick him
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69954 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:29 am to
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Lanier is a big dude. If he ever got his hands on you, you’d be in trouble.



Old and slow my friend. But I could do some damage with a tequila bottle.
Posted by HonorThyWarEagle
9 TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONS, Freezin'
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 9:32 am to
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But I could do some damage with a tequila bottle.



How about a shattered vodka bottle?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Any poster who ever had the guts and/or honor to lay their body on the line to serve their country


While that's a solid strategy and I can't fault you for it... could you possibly word it like anymore of a bootlicker?
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21808 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:31 am to
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Lanier is a big dude. If he ever got his hands on you, you’d be in trouble.

I'd pick Lanier if the bar in on or adjacent to a body of water. I feel like he's stronger the closer he is to water. Plus he'll always have a getaway boat
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:52 am to
Dp
This post was edited on 7/7/23 at 10:53 am
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 10:52 am to
Lanier has a lot of repressed rage and trauma. If you got him pissed and fighting, I have no doubt he'd come after you like Broly going after Goku
Posted by Tickytiger
Auburn, AL
Member since Sep 2015
1408 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 1:25 pm to
I'm picking RandySavage..... Just mention Hugh Freeze and set him loose like the Kracken
This post was edited on 7/7/23 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 1:37 pm to
Poker Dough. Because I've been in some bar fights with him
Posted by fish4au
Member since May 2020
120 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 3:58 pm to
SouthEasternKaiju. He seems like a tough old bird.

ETA: A tough old bird that would help a fellow AU fan in trouble.
This post was edited on 7/7/23 at 4:10 pm
Posted by AUHighPlainsDrifter
South Carolina
Member since Sep 2017
3217 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 4:31 pm to
I'll take yarnlg from the SC. That guy has done everything and at one time was most likely a world champion Ju Jitsu master. If not, he could just launch into one of his stories and confuse the shite out of the opponent.
Posted by fish4au
Member since May 2020
120 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 4:36 pm to
LOL!
Posted by Drainage
Cardboard box
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

I'll take yarnlg from the SC. That guy has done everything and at one time was most likely a world champion Ju Jitsu master. If not, he could just launch into one of his stories and confuse the shite out of the opponent.


You present a strong case!
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13348 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:24 pm to
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bar fight?
Who was the guy that had a newspaper clipping of him tearing down a goal post?

Had seen around in a while, started with a "P", would be old enough to fight dirty if need be.
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:26 pm to
I got Rig
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:43 pm to
quote:

But I could do some damage to a tequila bottle.
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