re: What I’m hearing (coaching search)

You’re right, most seasons he loses more than 4. I was a being generous.

Losses in 9 seasons as the P4 level -

6, 7, 8, 4, 4, 5, 4, 4, 3 (with 3 games left).

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I think this sentiment is why Auburn can’t afford to go this route again. If you can’t bring in a guy that excites and unites your fanbase, you’re dead in the water as a program. Half of us are saying not this shite again and the other half are saying he’s the guy. To complicate matters further Sumrall’s biggest supporters here don’t even seem excited about the guy. There’s no frick yeahs, no trolling the rant, no shite talking or dancing bananas. You’re simply resigned to the fact that this is the best the program can do and you’re hoping and praying he can hang onto some of the bums from the last staff.. if you want to see what a fanbase that is excited and energized looks like, take a peak at the lunatics on the coaching changes board. That is program excitement, not this bullshite exercise in futility where our AD gins up the most underwhelming coaching search in school history. There’s simply no buzz around this search.

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Buddy - a dozen idiots posting on Tigerdroppings is not a gauge on "program excitement" LOL. Auburn has among the most easily excited fans in the country. How do I know? Look at all of the damn sellout games despite the fact that it has been several years since we have even fielded a team above .500.

The vast majority of the fanbase is actually hoping that DJ Durkin is going to get the job. Go on Youtube and read the comments from the normies on the different AU Podcast shows. This is your actual gauge on what the normal Auburn fan is thinking/feeling. The vast majority of this fanbase thinks that Durkin would be a great hire. Are they correct? Probably not, but that is how easy it is to please the regular Auburn fan.

A non-trivial portion of the fanbase also wanted CADILLAC WILLIAMS to be the HC last time. If it is ultimately Sumrall, I can assure you that he will have no problem getting fans excited. Auburn fans are easy as shite to please.

His competition is more stiff than Duke.

I am not prepared to bitch about 9-4 so stop asking!!

How many coaches with that record don’t go on to go 10-0 at their next stop? Too many to calculate.

Seeing these bananas dance really makes me want to support John sumrall. SUPPORT JOHN SUMRALL. SUPPORT JOHN SUMRALL. ALL HAIL THE DANCING BANANA.

No I didnt admit that. I am after more. I am not going to bitch about 9 win seasons when we haven't seen one since 2019.

And why are you only using Brohm's P4 record? His G5 record doesnt count but Sumrall's does? Didnt think so.

Because the knock on Sumrall from the posters on this board is that he’s never coached at the P4 level. Yes, Bhrom had a much better record at Western Kentucky than at Purdue or Louisville.

Steve Spurrier at Duke:

1987: 5-6 record
1988: 7-3-1 record
1989: 8-4

Saban at Michigan State .... blah blah blah

Nobody is saying Sumrall can't be a good coach ... but the credentials are far from bullet proof.

What Brohm could immediately inject into the program is pretty much bullet proof - good QB coaching with a very competent offense.

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Auburn fans are easy as shite to please.

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And that’s why the program is sitting in the toilet. Easy to please gets you 5-19 Gene, Gus, Potato man and country club Freeze.. Cohen doesn’t have to aim high because he knows he can serve this fanbase another shite sandwich on a different piece of bread and they’ll be lining up to ask for the recipe.

That's the "War Eagle Anyways" bullshite attitude problem I was talking about earlier