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And also reopens the door to resume under the table payments. I’d rather not. Nobody can cheat if there’s no such thing as cheating. Otherwise, cheating for some but not for others (without repercussions).
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Might be sitting at home...


Only if we lose to Samford, so highly unlikely.

re: Win or lose COHEN HAS TO BE FRED

Posted by NewYrkTiger on 11/7/26 at 1:29 pm to
Agreed. Far too many Cohen are Josh and Adam.
[img]Elijah Melendez still exists, dumbass.[/img]

Name calling is super impressive.
Yes. We finish 7-5 and go to the Liberty Bowl.
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thats just stupid to say. Melendez is easily one of the best LB in college football


Rearranging deck chairs, but I’ll bite. Ok, Melendez will be in the NFL someday. So too McPherson. That leaves us about 40 players shy of being able to compete consistently in the SEC. My point remains unbloodied - we need a roster upgrade across the board.
With Xavier’s dismissal, there is not an SEC caliber player on the field for Auburn. That is just the unfortunate truth. If $30 million isn’t enough, we will have to spend $60 million. Or (now hear me out) do a better job of evaluating players. Or (now really hear me out)…BOTH.

Any way you cut it, the only way out of these bad lands is through a much better roster.

re: Auburn @ Ole Miss Predictions

Posted by NewYrkTiger on 10/26/26 at 4:27 pm to
Auburn wins! AaaaaaaaaaAuburn! Wins!
After the last 5 seasons, I won’t get my hopes up until Auburn has the lead 30 minutes after the game is over. :-/
It’s an exhibition game (a “friendly”) in prep for the World Cup. Probably neither team cares much about winning and losing. More about getting ready for the Cup and taking a look at a few players who are iffy. NFL pre-season stuff. Still awesome this is happening in Jordan-Hare, though.

re: Matt at it again

Posted by NewYrkTiger on 2/1/26 at 10:15 pm to
Tigers directly ties to Auburn, from Oliver Goldsmith’s poem. “Auburn” can no more ditch “Tigers” than we can cut off our right arm. The two are inherently tied together.

Likewise, War Eagle is our proud and unique battle cry (even though the Legend is almost certainly a fictional yarn).

Rather than picking one or the other, I have a better idea - let’s be ourselves and tell people who don’t like it to kiss our arse!
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Why shouldn't I expect this?


You should expect it as the absolute floor.

Any Auburn "man" who disagrees should have his balls checked. So he should call his wife and ask her to take his balls out of her purse and drop them off at the doctor's office for a quick examination.

The payback tour starts September 5, 2026 and runs through the end of the year. :wareagle:
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Dates have not been released yet.


I found this. I think “Wednesday” is a mistake. Thursday, Dec. 11 is the correct date, I think. Link below.

“The 2026 Southeastern Conference football schedule will be unveiled on the 2026 SEC Football Schedule Reveal, set for 8 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Dec. 11. The two-hour special will disclose the competition dates for the 2026 season in primetime on SEC Network.”

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I should really just plead the 5th. :lol:
Yes, he is. He’s been a guest on an Auburn podcast before.
Don’t be pussies. We’re going to whip some arse. (In Russia, arse whip you.)

War Eagle, mothafuggetas.