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Somewhat verified full story of Duke sitch.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:28 am
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:28 am
Got this from another site. Verified by two posters who have known ties to the team. Take it with a grain of salt.
AubAlum0509
AubAlum0509
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New So Duke and his Jay Z sunglass wearing buddy gets kicked out of Skybar, fights with bouncers.
Next day, Duke is dragging arse because he is hung over, so Dampier tells him to pick it up. Duke sucker punches him. Then goes after JJ, saying he ruined his chances of getting in the NFL. Coleman finally flies off the handle, and "Mike Tyson" TKO on Duke. Muschamp has to break it up, as he was closest to line, working with A.Williams getting him ready for Kentucky.
Coaches want to know WTF is going on, and someone spills the beans that Duke has been being a bad boy, and bullying the team into not telling the coaches. Team has to make immediate decision, was Duke or Coleman out of line, and team unanimously sides with Coleman, and are actually glad big boy finally took out the trash. Roc is freaked out, and later in the day, snapchats about possibly leaving. Said he will bring Truitt with him.
Malzahan and Craig, after finding out everything, have no choice but to tell Duke "Don't let the door hit cha where the good Lord split cha". They feel bad, because they know they basically just gave Duke his death sentence, but realize that sometimes you have to risk the life of one for the greater good. They have 84 other kids on scholarship, that they told those kids parents they would look out for them, and its time they do.
Sucks we lost our best WR, but this is for the betterment of the team. I expect us to win next Thursday. BTW, JJ will be the starter. Roc is not transferring.
AubAlum0509
AubAlum0509
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New So Duke and his Jay Z sunglass wearing buddy gets kicked out of Skybar, fights with bouncers.
Next day, Duke is dragging arse because he is hung over, so Dampier tells him to pick it up. Duke sucker punches him. Then goes after JJ, saying he ruined his chances of getting in the NFL. Coleman finally flies off the handle, and "Mike Tyson" TKO on Duke. Muschamp has to break it up, as he was closest to line, working with A.Williams getting him ready for Kentucky.
Coaches want to know WTF is going on, and someone spills the beans that Duke has been being a bad boy, and bullying the team into not telling the coaches. Team has to make immediate decision, was Duke or Coleman out of line, and team unanimously sides with Coleman, and are actually glad big boy finally took out the trash. Roc is freaked out, and later in the day, snapchats about possibly leaving. Said he will bring Truitt with him.
Malzahan and Craig, after finding out everything, have no choice but to tell Duke "Don't let the door hit cha where the good Lord split cha". They feel bad, because they know they basically just gave Duke his death sentence, but realize that sometimes you have to risk the life of one for the greater good. They have 84 other kids on scholarship, that they told those kids parents they would look out for them, and its time they do.
Sucks we lost our best WR, but this is for the betterment of the team. I expect us to win next Thursday. BTW, JJ will be the starter. Roc is not transferring.
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:31 am to headrusch
I thought that he just got in a fight at Sky Bar, punched 4 people, the police were called so it had to be recorded...and this was the last straw after he had a short leash.
ETA:
Seriously, does JJ have nudes of Gus?
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JJ will be the starter
Seriously, does JJ have nudes of Gus?
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 9:43 am
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:34 am to headrusch
This sounds like an episode of All My Children
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 9:38 am
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:36 am to headrusch
This version is more internet worthy.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:37 am to headrusch
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BTW, JJ will be the starter
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:42 am to TheMightyTerrier
Nice use of SwansonThis post was edited on 10/8/15 at 9:43 am
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:46 am to TheMightyTerrier
The only thing we all know is a FACT is that Duke is a major head case and will be playing in the CFL next year if he's lucky.
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 9:47 am
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:52 am to headrusch
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Next day, Duke is dragging arse because he is hung over, so Dampier tells him to pick it up. Duke sucker punches him. Then goes after JJ, saying he ruined his chances of getting in the NFL. Coleman finally flies off the handle, and "Mike Tyson" TKO on Duke. Muschamp has to break it up, as he was closest to line, working with A.Williams getting him ready for Kentucky.
Video or it didn't happen.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:08 am to AUstar
I really have no problem believing this. Would not surprise me if this really did take place.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:32 am to headrusch
Have a feeling Duke isn't getting a death sentence from the NFL. They'll take him.
And he will be yuge. And when they ask what your name is he will say Duke Williams... And something other than Auburn.
And he will be yuge. And when they ask what your name is he will say Duke Williams... And something other than Auburn.
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 10:34 am
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:48 am to N97883
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Have a feeling Duke isn't getting a death sentence from the NFL. They'll take him.
He might get a shot, but Duke has some real flaws at a position were the guys are about a dime a dozen now days.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:55 am to Tigerman97
Duke does not have NFL top end speed.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:05 am to AUstar
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Video or it didn't happen.
I honestly would believe this. Someone on another board also said they had a spirited practice after Duke was dismissed.
You can debate if Duke goes to the NFL or if Gus gave him too many chances all you want, but one thing is for certain: Duke had an attitude and was a trouble maker and needed to go.
Also, for the people who want to compare this year's discipline problems to those in 2012, it is night and day difference. Until we see guys getting arrested for weapons and drugs, it's not close to the same.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:11 am to headrusch
I posted this in another thread, so why not here?
Shon Coleman = 2
Cancer = 0
Shon Coleman = 2
Cancer = 0
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:13 am to headrusch
RumorU
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:25 am to headrusch
Does anyone really believe this?
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:27 am to headrusch
I am always amazed at the creativity of Auburn fans at times like these. I am sure buried in there is a sliver of the truth but let's just roll with this
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:29 am to TigerPaw1
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Coleman finally flies off the handle, and "Mike Tyson" TKO on Duke. Muschamp has to break it up, as he was closest to line, working with A.Williams getting him ready for Kentucky.
I like how he sprinkles in the Andrew Williams nugget on the heels of Muschamp saying Williams might be seeing more PT in the future. Solid job by the author
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:56 am to headrusch
Another rumor that sounds like made up horseshite. Some of yall believe anything fed to you.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:59 am to headrusch
Somewhat verified story...
The part where Duke is kicked off the team?
The part where Duke is kicked off the team?
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