Started By
Message
re: 2016 Season Roll Call
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:32 am to AUtigerNOLA
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:32 am to AUtigerNOLA
quote:
Some of these heights and weights have to be bull shite. Everyone is between 5'10 180 to 6'2 225. Yeah, I'm mad.
I really am 6'4". But cannot dunk. So it's pretty much useless.
1
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:47 am to TheSandman
quote:
You could say my metabolism is...
Mystic.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 1:37 pm to Rhymenoceros
BammerDelendaEst
61 years old
5'11"
189 lbs
Too lazy to have an alter
Melt level: Lived through the 60s and 70s; can't be bothered by this petty stuff
Pros: Have the greatest enthusiasm for AU football
Cons: Frequently disappointed in AU football
Too old to have a meme.
61 years old
5'11"
189 lbs
Too lazy to have an alter
Melt level: Lived through the 60s and 70s; can't be bothered by this petty stuff
Pros: Have the greatest enthusiasm for AU football
Cons: Frequently disappointed in AU football
Too old to have a meme.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 4:23 pm to BammerDelendaEst
JRoweMDN
45 years old
6'3"
268 lbs
Why be an alter when you can be a dick yourself
Melt level:low - just ready to see it good or bad (In game sich: heavy pacer, all toddlers should beware)
Pros: see gif, makes great snacks, loves beer, loyal
Cons: eat too many snacks, loves beer, sometimes have trouble monitoring my language appropriately, no whisper voice
gif:
45 years old
6'3"
268 lbs
Why be an alter when you can be a dick yourself
Melt level:low - just ready to see it good or bad (In game sich: heavy pacer, all toddlers should beware)
Pros: see gif, makes great snacks, loves beer, loyal
Cons: eat too many snacks, loves beer, sometimes have trouble monitoring my language appropriately, no whisper voice
gif:
Posted on 8/8/16 at 4:28 pm to JRoweMDN
quote:
Why be an alter when you can be a dick yoursel
Be too much of a dick enough and you'll understand
Posted on 8/8/16 at 6:45 pm to Rhymenoceros
wartiger2004
39 years old
6'3 321
Back surgery is mofo
Alters. WARTIGER2004. and bertsbelly never made it past the acceptance stage
Melt Level. Low to moderate. Although it seriously pisses me off when we under perform. Frick being the underdog
Pros. Loyal and contemplate how I could get away with murdering my boss
Cons. I got nothing
I suck at memes
39 years old
6'3 321
Back surgery is mofo
Alters. WARTIGER2004. and bertsbelly never made it past the acceptance stage
Melt Level. Low to moderate. Although it seriously pisses me off when we under perform. Frick being the underdog
Pros. Loyal and contemplate how I could get away with murdering my boss
Cons. I got nothing
I suck at memes
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 6:54 am to Rhymenoceros
36 yo
5'3"
I'm a ladytiger so I won't answer
Not an alter
Melt level: numb
Pros: Makes good sandwiches, drinks good beer
Cons: lurker
My life in one meme:
Posted on 8/10/16 at 9:43 am to Rhymenoceros
Hi, Konjis1 here:
35 yo
6'3"
248 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Medium (until we suck)
Pros: Gifs accurately express my feelings, plus i like Bourbon and a good time!
Cons: Have a shite ton of Bama friends (frick!)
My life in one gif:
35 yo
6'3"
248 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Medium (until we suck)
Pros: Gifs accurately express my feelings, plus i like Bourbon and a good time!
Cons: Have a shite ton of Bama friends (frick!)
My life in one gif:
Posted on 8/10/16 at 7:07 pm to AUdietitian04
(no message)
This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 7:33 pm to DarthTiger
Age 43
Height 6'2 Wt 225
Not an Alter
Melt level: Chernobyl
Pros: Got a kegerator and stocked bar in man cave
Cons: Having to restock said kegerator and bar in man cave every Sunday for last 2 years.
Height 6'2 Wt 225
Not an Alter
Melt level: Chernobyl
Pros: Got a kegerator and stocked bar in man cave
Cons: Having to restock said kegerator and bar in man cave every Sunday for last 2 years.
This post was edited on 8/10/16 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 8/10/16 at 8:56 pm to Rhymenoceros
Jamal: Pre-sent
25 yo
Tall enough
Losing weight
I'm bad at remembering passwords
Melt level: Frustrated but too busy to care (in game sitch: ICP on PCP)
Pros: Can fly, don't drink as much as I used to, know more about concrete than you
Cons: Drink too much, take Auburn Football seriously, will get visibly frustrated at people who know less about football than me.
Life in a meme:
25 yo
Tall enough
Losing weight
I'm bad at remembering passwords
Melt level: Frustrated but too busy to care (in game sitch: ICP on PCP)
Pros: Can fly, don't drink as much as I used to, know more about concrete than you
Cons: Drink too much, take Auburn Football seriously, will get visibly frustrated at people who know less about football than me.
Life in a meme:
Posted on 8/11/16 at 8:34 pm to AUdietitian04
quote:
Makes good sandwiches
That is a great skill, sammiches are the best
Posted on 8/11/16 at 10:27 pm to Rhymenoceros
Umm...read my name to the left, ya lazy bums
22
6'3
170 lbs
Not an alter...who would be be a Vandy alter?
Melt Level: Low thanks to experience with VU (in game sitch: obnoxiously loud)
Pros: The Nashville hookup
, went to AU after looking at Vanderbilt tuition, played for AU's men's club soccer team
Cons: Will get banned from this board on Nov 5th, was the original "outsider" on this board, realized out-of-state cost at AU was almost as bad as going to Vandy
My life in one meme:
22
6'3
170 lbs
Not an alter...who would be be a Vandy alter?
Melt Level: Low thanks to experience with VU (in game sitch: obnoxiously loud)
Pros: The Nashville hookup
, went to AU after looking at Vanderbilt tuition, played for AU's men's club soccer team Cons: Will get banned from this board on Nov 5th, was the original "outsider" on this board, realized out-of-state cost at AU was almost as bad as going to Vandy
My life in one meme:
This post was edited on 8/11/16 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:28 am to DoreonthePlains
43
6'4"
280
Not an alter
Melt level: been around long enough that nothing that has to do with AU football phases me anymore.
Pros:
6'4"
280
Not an alter
Melt level: been around long enough that nothing that has to do with AU football phases me anymore.
Pros:
Posted on 8/12/16 at 8:34 am to DarthTiger
quote:
Ever have classes with M. Craig-Schmidt? She may have retired by '04 if that's when you graduated. Very nice woman. I got cornered by her at my sister's bday party. That lady loves to talk talk talk. As an introvert, it was my worst nightmare but then again I didn't have to say much. :-) Lovely woman. Most of the nutrition people were good folks.
Craig-Schmidt was my major professor in Grad school. She was great! And yeah, she loved to talk
Posted on 8/12/16 at 9:19 am to AUdietitian04
(no message)
This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 8/12/16 at 10:46 am to Rhymenoceros
quote:
I really am 6'4". But cannot dunk.
Posted on 8/28/16 at 7:47 am to Rhymenoceros
Chizzin' Ain't Easy here
Getting older
5'8
155 pounds
Not an alter
Melt level: hard to care
Pros: Kiehl Frazier is not Auburn's quarterbacks
Cons: Cam Newton is not Auburn's quarterback.
Shoutout to my buddy for getting married yesterday. He lurks tRant.
Getting older
5'8
155 pounds
Not an alter
Melt level: hard to care
Pros: Kiehl Frazier is not Auburn's quarterbacks
Cons: Cam Newton is not Auburn's quarterback.
Shoutout to my buddy for getting married yesterday. He lurks tRant.
Page 4 of 4
Latest Auburn News
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News