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Posted on 8/8/16 at 9:47 am to Rhymenoceros
Posted on 8/8/16 at 9:47 am to Rhymenoceros
you forgot to add that your porn name is R. Hymenocerous
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Posted on 8/8/16 at 9:54 am to Rhymenoceros
Some of these heights and weights have to be bullshite. Everyone is between 5'10 180 to 6'2 225. Yeah, I'm mad.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 9:57 am to Rhymenoceros
Slacker130 here
Almost 1161 fortnights old
17.49 hands high
12.5 stone
Alters are dumb and I don't have that kind of time
Melt level: I reserve the right to melt whenever and however I want.
Pros: Punctual as crap
Cons: Severe nominal dysplasia, I can shake your hand and by the time I release it, I'll have forgotten your name.
Life in a meme:
Almost 1161 fortnights old
17.49 hands high
12.5 stone
Alters are dumb and I don't have that kind of time
Melt level: I reserve the right to melt whenever and however I want.
Pros: Punctual as crap
Cons: Severe nominal dysplasia, I can shake your hand and by the time I release it, I'll have forgotten your name.
Life in a meme:
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 10:11 am
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:04 am to Jyrdis
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:06 am to AUtigerNOLA
Sucks to suck.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:06 am to Rhymenoceros
-40yo
-5'9"
-185lbs
-I don't think I'm an Alter but I'm always wrong according to my wife so I might be.
-Melt level: Low, except LSU 2003 when a hole somehow appeared in my living room wall.
-Pros: I can fix anything.
-Cons: I lose my keys all the time. Where the frick are my keys.
-5'9"
-185lbs
-I don't think I'm an Alter but I'm always wrong according to my wife so I might be.
-Melt level: Low, except LSU 2003 when a hole somehow appeared in my living room wall.
-Pros: I can fix anything.
-Cons: I lose my keys all the time. Where the frick are my keys.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:13 am to Rhymenoceros
TigerPaw1 (no idea why I chose this handle 
)
26 yo
6'2"
168 lbs (all muscle baby.... or pretend so)
Not an alter tho somedays I want to create them
Melt level: Low, just can't melt till season starts. So much posi before season
Pros: computer pro, baby on the way, follows all things AU
Cons: spends too much time following things all AU
My life in one meme:
) 26 yo
6'2"
168 lbs (all muscle baby.... or pretend so)
Not an alter tho somedays I want to create them
Melt level: Low, just can't melt till season starts. So much posi before season
Pros: computer pro, baby on the way, follows all things AU
Cons: spends too much time following things all AU
My life in one meme:
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:19 am to AUtigerNOLA
quote:
Some of these heights and weights have to be bullshite. Everyone is between 5'10 180 to 6'2 225. Yeah, I'm mad.
I aint mad. I was truthful.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:22 am to AUtigerNOLA
quote:
Everyone is between 5'10 180 to 6'2 225
Not me. And it seems I have the honor of being the shortest one on the AU board!
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:26 am to Rhymenoceros
55 yo
5'6 3/4" (shout out to Duncan)
145 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Nonexistent. Been an AU fan long enough to expect disaster so when it inevitably happens I shrug it off.
Pros: Team player
Cons: Easily taken for granted
My life in one meme:
5'6 3/4" (shout out to Duncan)
145 lbs
Not an alter
Melt level: Nonexistent. Been an AU fan long enough to expect disaster so when it inevitably happens I shrug it off.
Pros: Team player
Cons: Easily taken for granted
My life in one meme:
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 10:27 am
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:36 am to AUtigerNOLA
I call BS too. Time to post the pics.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:37 am to Rhymenoceros
mckibaj
28 yo
5' 10"
180 lbs
No alter yet
Melt Level: I melt hard when watching alone or with the wife. Otherwise I'm cool headed.
Pros: Optimistic
Cons: Way to optimistic, I think Jay Jacobs is ok at his job, joined TD Nov 2010.
28 yo
5' 10"
180 lbs
No alter yet
Melt Level: I melt hard when watching alone or with the wife. Otherwise I'm cool headed.
Pros: Optimistic
Cons: Way to optimistic, I think Jay Jacobs is ok at his job, joined TD Nov 2010.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:42 am to DuncanIdaho
I'm pretty close.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:51 am to jangalang
Sorry my metabolism is Olympian - 160 lbs and my main bodily imports are bread, chicken, and sugar 
And I just sit around reading all day
And I just sit around reading all day
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 10:52 am
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:52 am to TheSandman
You represent all I hate in life.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 10:54 am to GoCrazyAuburn
You could say my metabolism is...
Mystic.
Mystic.
This post was edited on 8/8/16 at 10:55 am
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:18 am to TheSandman
Metabolism was high as frick in HS and early college. Later years it slowed and it showed, had to adjust the eating lifestyle to maintain a proper weight for my height.
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:25 am to AUtigerNOLA
I've gone from 174 to 187 in the last year since I tore my ACL and couldn't work out. Hope to get back to 174 or thereabouts here in the next 6 months
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:27 am to Rhymenoceros
AUCatfish here...
51 yo
6'0"
275 (I'm fat, not big boned)
Alters suck
Melt Level: None, been an AU fan long enough to not let it make me crazy
Pros: I can cook like a mofo (see weight above), I always have good beer and bourbon, I love music but can't play an instrument
Cons: I get emotional when the National Anthem plays, I have a fear of clowns, I never go to Toomer's after a win.
My life in one GIF
51 yo
6'0"
275 (I'm fat, not big boned)
Alters suck
Melt Level: None, been an AU fan long enough to not let it make me crazy
Pros: I can cook like a mofo (see weight above), I always have good beer and bourbon, I love music but can't play an instrument
Cons: I get emotional when the National Anthem plays, I have a fear of clowns, I never go to Toomer's after a win.
My life in one GIF
Posted on 8/8/16 at 11:31 am to FearlessFreep
quote:
5'6 3/4"
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