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re: 2013 Auburn Football Recruiting Thread: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter

Posted on 8/26/12 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
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Posted on 8/26/12 at 5:58 pm to
Didn't realize Keith Jackson gave Alabama blow jobs until today. and the refs...
This post was edited on 8/26/12 at 5:59 pm
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44240 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:18 pm to
Bear's houndstooth hat looks navy and white to the wife and I. Anyone else notice that?
Posted by Gnar Cat21
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:23 pm to
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Damn that sounds good. Might follow your lead.


Just got done eating the new York steamer. Mmmmmmm

Time for a grav
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33357 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:24 pm to
Went with Rush's instead.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:29 pm to
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Yes that's all that happened.. somehow that spiraled into how Chizik and Co. recruit dirtily, Tigerettes are sluts, we are doomed without Cam, and AU football is never going to be the same



Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38801 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:36 pm to
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Towelie, get a fricking grip man. Once again, any sign of adversity hits and you become the biggest baby on this site. You need to step away from the internet for a while and just take a deep breath.

Did Dismukes do something incredibly selfish and stupid? Absolutely. Am I very disappointed in him? Absolutely. Was the timing of it terrible? Absolutely. But this doesn't make me get in here and act like the walls are crumbling down around us.

I'd have to imagine Chizik will lay down the law with the team, if it hasn't already happened. And I also imagine some of these seniors - Blake, Bates and maybe some guys like Whitaker and Lemonier are going to step up and say - cut the shite or take a hike.

But my God man, calm the frick down or take an e-break for a while. You're letting this get to you way too much.



A good Christian man like Gene Chizik has a coach on-staff that he knows prostitutes out attractive female representatives of the university and he's fine with that or unable to do anything about it.

Its in the Bibels somewheres that it's OK to do that for 4-stars or 5-stars but not for 3-stars or less.

Or something.

Didn't you know that?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38801 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:39 pm to
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How exactly am I being a "baby" for wanting better, and less dirty, coaches that would also be better role models? Trooper in dirty. Luper is dirty. It's all fine and dandy among the fanbase until one gets caught.


Trooper has been an assistant coach for 20 years, most notably at Tennessee, Oklahoma State, and Auburn.

Luper has been an assistant coach for 17 years, most notably at Oklahoma State and Auburn.

Could you query the NCAA database and see how many major NCAA violations they have been responsible for? I'd really like to know. I'm betting the NCAA enema we got 2010-11 uncovered all kinds of dirty shite.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45266 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:41 pm to
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Damn that sounds good. Might follow your lead.


Just got done eating the new York steamer. Mmmmmmm

Time for a grav


Is that better than the Cleveland version?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38801 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:43 pm to
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other fanbases feed off self-loathing Auburn fans.


And the Auburn fan-base has never been hesitant to provide them the self-loathers that they require. The ones I knew back in the 1970's must have procreated. And, damn, I was hoping that they were sterile.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:44 pm to
What the hell is a New York steamer? Does that take place in the subway?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38801 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:50 pm to
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What the hell is a New York steamer?


I don't even WANT to know.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 8/26/12 at 6:59 pm to
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What the hell is a New York steamer? Does that take place in the subway?



LINK

if you don't like pastrami and corned beef brisket... i'm sorry
This post was edited on 8/26/12 at 7:00 pm
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17234 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 8:21 pm to
Hey guys not sure if anyone is interested but that Lauren Burke special is on Investigation Discovery channel.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
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108595 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 8:24 pm to
That Sammy looks good.
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
20142 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 8:48 pm to
Can someone tell me about Tunde? Strengths / weaknesses? I like his size but couldnt find any film on him
Posted by blzr
Saratoga
Member since Mar 2011
30744 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 8:53 pm to
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Can someone tell me about Tunde? Strengths


He's really smart

He said tonight he'll have Sullen and Slade next to him, so looks like Avery Young will be RT.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
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Member since Sep 2009
17137 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 8:53 pm to
oh yea it is



AUtigR24, I honestly have no idea about the Tunde guy or whatever his name is. I was really looking forward to seeing dismukes and how much he had improved. we really needed him on the line
This post was edited on 8/26/12 at 9:18 pm
Posted by AUTiger5
Close, but yet so far away
Member since Jul 2011
2602 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 9:28 pm to
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Trooper has been an assistant coach for 20 years, most notably at Tennessee, Oklahoma State, and Auburn.

Luper has been an assistant coach for 17 years, most notably at Oklahoma State and Auburn.

Could you query the NCAA database and see how many major NCAA violations they have been responsible for? I'd really like to know. I'm betting the NCAA enema we got 2010-11 uncovered all kinds of dirty shite.


No, you're the one accusing Luper and Trooper of a lot of terrible stuff, so it's your job to provide the proof. You got any? Or are you just gonna keep talking out of your arse?

You've accused Luper of whoring out Tigerettes for prospective players and Trooper of being involved in a lot of dirty actions, and you have provided ZERO proof of this other than some frickin' conversation with one of your "Auburn buddies." Give me a break.

You wanna provide some actual proof, I'm all ears. But until then, shut the frick up talking about two of our coaches like this.

Lord, you would think after the Cam saga that of all fan bases, ours would have a better concept of a burden of proof. Apparently not.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41869 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 9:32 pm to
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I'm betting the NCAA enema we got 2010-11 uncovered all kinds of dirty shite.

Yeah obviously because they implicated us for it.

OH wait.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
92815 posts
Posted on 8/26/12 at 9:33 pm to
That was me, brah. Not beatbammer or Gnarcat21.
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