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re: The Arkansas Sports Board Sonic 10
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:19 pm to Razorback Reverend
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:19 pm to Razorback Reverend
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I can hang around to pray for yall and bail ya out I suppose..
And I can either simply talk someone to death or scream stuff in an antagonizing way like ‘you’re gonna get your arse whooped, mother trucker’, ‘we don’t play- you best watch your mouth’ and ‘king/dbeck etc gonna turn you from a rooster to a hen’.
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Posted on 3/31/22 at 9:52 pm to piggilicious
I can send some wise guys from Jersey.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 10:01 pm to pioneerbasketball
Somebody post the screenshot of the gas station condom Las Vegas comparison didn’t-get-laid story X-D
This post was edited on 3/31/22 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 3/31/22 at 10:04 pm to Drewbie
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BoarEd's been waiting his whole life for this
Pigfeet was also made for this moment.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 10:09 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
what, He gonna show up with his dang rake...
Posted on 3/31/22 at 10:20 pm to CFB_Fanatic
Last weekend I was on a date and knew where the night was going so I stopped at a gas station to snag a rubber.
I went to the restroom and reviewed my options on the dispenser. A couple guys came in and sort of grinned at me. I felt bad I was broadcasting that I was getting laid to some poor schmucks like that, but such is life for the winners I guess.
I didn’t have change so I had to break a bill with a milf at the register. She gave me some luring eyes, I think she knew what was up or maybe I was giving off some pheromones that flipped her switch. I thought about asking her which condom was her favorite but there was a guy waiting behind me and I didn’t want to make him feel bad.
When I made my pick and turned the knob on the dispenser it was like winning at a slot machine. You could tell guys either wanted to high five you or make a comment about you just being lucky out of envy.
I put the condom in my shirt pocket, letting it show a little, so my date could see. It’s an easy way to subtly signal where things are going. My date actually had to get dropped off at her friend’s due to some issue, so the condom remains in my car’s cup holder ready for next time. It’s a nice reminder when I get in the car each morning.
I went to the restroom and reviewed my options on the dispenser. A couple guys came in and sort of grinned at me. I felt bad I was broadcasting that I was getting laid to some poor schmucks like that, but such is life for the winners I guess.
I didn’t have change so I had to break a bill with a milf at the register. She gave me some luring eyes, I think she knew what was up or maybe I was giving off some pheromones that flipped her switch. I thought about asking her which condom was her favorite but there was a guy waiting behind me and I didn’t want to make him feel bad.
When I made my pick and turned the knob on the dispenser it was like winning at a slot machine. You could tell guys either wanted to high five you or make a comment about you just being lucky out of envy.
I put the condom in my shirt pocket, letting it show a little, so my date could see. It’s an easy way to subtly signal where things are going. My date actually had to get dropped off at her friend’s due to some issue, so the condom remains in my car’s cup holder ready for next time. It’s a nice reminder when I get in the car each morning.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 11:05 pm to pioneerbasketball
I grew up in the hood in Osceola, they had to close the Sonic down because of all the fights and people kept stealing the little speakers. Sign me up.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 4:38 am to Razorback Reverend
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what, He gonna show up with his dang rake...
That and he always seemed ready for a fight.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 5:48 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Do any one of the ten get dispatched as an agent, or do they have to fight all ten of us at once?
Because I'm pretty fricking terrifying with nine other people. If it's only me, I just remembered I have something else planned for that day.
Because I'm pretty fricking terrifying with nine other people. If it's only me, I just remembered I have something else planned for that day.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:34 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm trying to cut back on my brawling but if someone else will knock the victim to the ground I'm willing to put the boots in. Not to mention my mom loves Sonic's coke blended floats so I can pick one up for her while I'm there.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 9:16 am to Arksulli
I need a bacon cheeseburger toaster with large cheddar bites and I'm ready to frick shite up all day.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 12:29 pm to Arksulli
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I'm trying to cut back on my brawling but if someone else will knock the victim to the ground I'm willing to put the boots in. Not to mention my mom loves Sonic's coke blended floats so I can pick one up for her while I'm there.
It's the casualness with which you would assault someone as part of your routine that sold me.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 3:10 pm to pioneerbasketball
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My date actually had to get dropped off at her friend’s due to some issue, so the condom remains in my car’s cup holder ready for next time. It’s a nice reminder when I get in the car each morning.
LMAO! Thanks Pio.....this part of the story had me rolling. Sounds exactly like some internet tough guy message board story that I believe is real
Posted on 4/1/22 at 5:21 pm to oklahogjr
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It's the casualness with which you would assault someone as part of your routine that sold me.
It isn't casual violence. It is fancy free violence.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 5:42 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I'm always up for a tussle.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 8:38 pm to Inadvertent Whistle
Arkapigdiesel
ArHog
dbeck
King
Feral
BoarEd
Inadvertent
Thunderhawg
VagueMessage
Sulli
Ladies and gentlemen, your Arkansas Sports Board Sonic 10
I expect all 10 of you to put this on your tRant bios
ArHog
dbeck
King
Feral
BoarEd
Inadvertent
Thunderhawg
VagueMessage
Sulli
Ladies and gentlemen, your Arkansas Sports Board Sonic 10
I expect all 10 of you to put this on your tRant bios
Posted on 4/1/22 at 10:06 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Thank goodness. I prefer to not be in the 10. The little known brawler from Beebe who walks up to you at a sonic, knocks your arse out, then walks away before you hit the ground.
Posted on 4/2/22 at 9:25 pm to pioneerbasketball
I love that you enjoy my content but you at least have to link my OP instead of plagiarizing like Biden.
Posted on 4/2/22 at 9:26 pm to Jon Ham
That post was gold man lol
Posted on 4/2/22 at 10:16 pm to Jon Ham
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Jon Ham
Were you the one that posted the what's your max bench press thread on the OT several years back?
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