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Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:59 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 8:59 am
Top 10

CBS game of the week with Georgia.

Currently 7-2, 5-1 in the SEC.

Why do people not want Malzahn again?
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:00 am to
Because he sucks.
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:01 am to
Plus, he is about to get dick thumped by a second year coach. And get dick thumped again at the end of the year.

With one of the most talented teams in the country.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:12 am to
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Plus, he is about to get dick thumped by a second year coach. And get dick thumped again at the end of the year.


Auburn will beat Georgia, and everyone gets "dick thumped" by Alabama so not sure what your point is there.
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:16 am to
I mean, Auburn COULD beat Georgia. But I doubt it. Georgia is always gonna have the Chaney factor working against them, but so far this year they're looking really damn good.

Point is, I (probably not you, but I) could throw a rock from Auburn, Alabama to Atlanta, Georgia.

Gus would never be able to recruit the same sort of talent to Arkansas. Because not even I can throw a rock from here to Dallas. Close, but not close enough.

If Gus only ever wins 7 games at Auburn, he'd only won like 5 here. Maybe more if he caught a lightning in the bottle type dual threat QB, but he would average worse here than there. Guaranteed.

Plus the dude is a raging doucher.
Posted by Feral
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:16 am to
I’d take him in a heartbeat.

And I say that as someone who loathes Gus.
Posted by OSqueal
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:19 am to
I'd have a hard time watching the Hogs with that cock gobblin on the sideline.
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:21 am to
Excellent points and question- If I may I would like to add one. Why do Auburn fans want us to ‘steal’ him from them? Their taunts used to be along the lines of ‘you want him but can’t have him’ to currently ‘take him, you can’t do any better’.

Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:25 am to
1. Sweater vests
2. Visors
3. Hair gel
4. Instructs players to fake injuries
5. Is well known to cheat
6. Tries to get his bosses shitcanned in order to improve his own position
7. Aspergers
This post was edited on 11/7/17 at 9:26 am
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:26 am to
They were saying that after the LSU game, I haven't noticed too many of them saying that now because they're a top 10 team.
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:35 am to
There's been threads every week. Not sure I saw a whole topic but I am certain I saw some comments after the game Saturday.

Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:37 am to
You have to wonder about the sanity of a person that wants to get rid of a coach that has them in the top 10..
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 9:39 am to
I hope they keep him.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Why do people not want Malzahn again?
to get malzahn you'd have to get rid of bielema. I thought you said we were keeping beilema and he shouldn't be fired because of injuries. Which is it?
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:08 am to
She can't claim not to be trolling when she says that Bielema should be retained at this point.

So now she is lobbying for one of the most despised people in NWA history.

Some people are just miserable.
Posted by rockiee
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:11 am to
quote:

to get malzahn you'd have to get rid of bielema. I thought you said we were keeping beilema and he shouldn't be fired because of injuries. Which is it?


You have much too learn about Stonehog
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:29 am to
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I thought you said we were keeping beilema and he shouldn't be fired because of injuries. Which is it?


I said he stays if we make a bowl. That's been my stance the entire time.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:48 am to
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Stonehog


No upvotes or down in OP. Your shtick has worn out I see.
Posted by troyt37
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 10:58 am to
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Why do people not want Malzahn again?


24/7 Sports numbers:

Final recruiting rankings: Auburn

2013 - 10th
2014 - 6th
2015 - 8th
2016 - 9th
2017 - 9th
2018 - Currently sit at 20th.

If you think that kind of recruiting is even remotely possible at Arkansas, bring on Gus Malzahn.

If not, we're kind of setting ourselves up for failure, aren't we? They did win the SEC 5 years ago, so there's that.
Posted by rockiee
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Posted on 11/7/17 at 11:22 am to
I can't believe you would make this kind of thread. We should be cheering on the players and the team. I'm sick of posters like you rooting for us to lose.
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