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It's obvious we are cursed. The only question is how do we break it?
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 10/14/19 at 5:51 pm
Do we sacrifice a chicken or a hog? Do we have a priest throw a few gallons of Holy Water in the coaches office to rid us of Petrino's indiscretions? Or do we just exorcise a goat humping Aggy? There has to be a logical way out of this mess.
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Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:11 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Big Red leads the team out of the tunnel driving a Harley. 
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:13 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:Slobber Hog
how do we break it?
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:27 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
we have to find Jerry Jones' twin, and take him to the Dead Sea. the hard part is we need a true believing zoroastrian priest to perform a fire ritual. I know what you're going to say, "there are plenty of zoroastrian priests in Baku, Azerbaijan." Well it isn't that simple. Many of the old ways have merged with Islam. Even if you could find a real priest, it's going to be hell trying to get him from the Caspian Sea, let alone all the way to the Dead Sea.
Once the ritual is complete, look for these signs:
the crown will bear a spike
the fields will turn gray
the serpent will build a nest
the eagle will cry
May the prophecy come swift.
Once the ritual is complete, look for these signs:
the crown will bear a spike
the fields will turn gray
the serpent will build a nest
the eagle will cry
May the prophecy come swift.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:30 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Don't need magic. Just fire our current board of trustees and replace them with competent professionals
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:36 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
I can take a short break after basketball season. Maybe july-october?
I'm willing to sacrifice for the team.
I'm willing to sacrifice for the team.
This post was edited on 10/14/19 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 10/14/19 at 6:50 pm to beebefootballfan
But not like most want.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 7:52 pm to pioneerbasketball
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I can take a short break after basketball season. Maybe july-october?
I'm willing to sacrifice for the team.
WTH? Look at all your upvotes!
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:13 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
I already explained what we need to do in my Bill Clark topic. Once you start listening, bring a friend and we'll convince the UofA brass to listen.
If everyone donates a dollar, we can cover any costs. It's like Susan G Komen, except not an evil scam and we'll be curing a much different kind of cancer.
If everyone donates a dollar, we can cover any costs. It's like Susan G Komen, except not an evil scam and we'll be curing a much different kind of cancer.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:18 pm to johnzorback
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I know what you're going to say, "there are plenty of zoroastrian priests in Baku, Azerbaijan."
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:26 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
We're not cursed in the traditional sense of mysticism.
We're cursed with an administration and big money donor cadre rife with incompetence, idiocy and hubris.
We're never going to out talent other P5 programs. The only way to get out of our funk is to stop hiring shitty coaches and start hiring competent, hungry coaches who hate to lose. Sadly, I'll believe this happens when I see it.
Since Ken Hatfield left, we've made one good football hire in THIRTY YEARS and it went to shite as well. At this point we're not only betting against the odds, but betting against overwhelming odds.
We're cursed with an administration and big money donor cadre rife with incompetence, idiocy and hubris.
We're never going to out talent other P5 programs. The only way to get out of our funk is to stop hiring shitty coaches and start hiring competent, hungry coaches who hate to lose. Sadly, I'll believe this happens when I see it.
Since Ken Hatfield left, we've made one good football hire in THIRTY YEARS and it went to shite as well. At this point we're not only betting against the odds, but betting against overwhelming odds.
Posted on 10/14/19 at 8:27 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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WTH? Look at all your upvotes!
Maybe I need to start a new thread
100 upvotes and pioneer is gone forever.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 2:07 pm to johnzorback
It looks like the ritual will be complete on Saturday as the incredibly rare medicane will hit the dead sea.
ritual
Will update as the prophecy progresses.
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Will update as the prophecy progresses.
Posted on 10/25/19 at 2:58 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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The only question is how do we break it?
Fire the Faggie
Posted on 10/25/19 at 6:38 pm to Pygthagorean Theorem
Don't need magic. Just fire our current board of trustees and replace them with competent professionals
What he said. Seriously. Arkansas has been shite since Broyles got too old to tell the board to get fricked. Since then its been a total shite show. Arkansas desperately needs a competent AD and a board that isn't as useless as tits on a boar hog.
Jeff Long fricking moron. Firing a great coach.Hanging on to Bert until the program is practically lifeless. BOT fricking morons hiring an Aggie with a 14-22 coaching record. Some one with a fricking pair and a plan needs to step the frick up. No more bitch arse Nancy boys like Long who can't handle an Alpha coach. Arkansas needs a tough mother fricker to put some toughness into that bunch of pussies up there.
What he said. Seriously. Arkansas has been shite since Broyles got too old to tell the board to get fricked. Since then its been a total shite show. Arkansas desperately needs a competent AD and a board that isn't as useless as tits on a boar hog.
Jeff Long fricking moron. Firing a great coach.Hanging on to Bert until the program is practically lifeless. BOT fricking morons hiring an Aggie with a 14-22 coaching record. Some one with a fricking pair and a plan needs to step the frick up. No more bitch arse Nancy boys like Long who can't handle an Alpha coach. Arkansas needs a tough mother fricker to put some toughness into that bunch of pussies up there.
This post was edited on 10/25/19 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 10/25/19 at 6:48 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Should have hired Tommy Tuberville as athletic director and he’d have been able to tell the BoTs what’s up.
Or not.
Or not.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 8:53 pm to johnzorback
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This post was edited on 9/2/21 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:03 pm to Kriegschwein
Tommy is doing more important things in Alabama currently.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 9:32 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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Do we sacrifice a chicken or a hog?
No. None of that.
1) Don't ever say you're cursed.
2) .
3) Simply transcend the situation and have a smile.
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