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re: Comedy Gold from Chode

Posted on 12/19/19 at 9:20 pm to
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7536 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 9:20 pm to
I mean they don’t exactly need him to whip us: They were doing a pretty good job of that already.
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 9:27 pm
Posted by VagueMessage
Fayetteville, AR
Member since Jun 2013
3907 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

"When you take on a head coaching role, you have 120 guys to take care of. I enjoyed my time swindling a once proud football program... but some of my fondest memories are from when I was riding Swinney's coattails and not embarrassing myself every Saturday... really padding the resume."
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7215 posts
Posted on 12/19/19 at 11:13 pm to
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50 "and ums"


And after each one he takes a drink of water.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13540 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:23 am to
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He's a fricking pollock


Assuming you're not referring to a fish or a painting, I think you mean Polack or Polak (as in someone of Polish descent).

If so, I resent that remark as I am 100% Polish and Chad can't hold any of my ancestors' jock straps. Don't associate us with that guy.
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
36761 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 6:48 am to
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If so, I resemble that remark as I am 100%

fifty. also

quote:

Chad can't hold any of my ancestors' jock straps. Don't associate us with that guy.

how many of your ancestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Posted by SpauldingHog
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2019
413 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:58 pm to
Polack it is. Say. How do you get a one armed Polack off a flagpole?

Wave.
Posted by SpauldingHog
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2019
413 posts
Posted on 12/20/19 at 5:59 pm to
Why did the Polish navy build glass bottoms onto their new ships?

So they could wave at the old Polish navy as they passed them.

I've actually known some nice Polish people. Nice. But about as smart as the average Aggie.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 12/21/19 at 7:03 am to
Let’s all consciously agree to not giving this limp wristed fart sniffer any more press. Dude never even played football and was a milk maid in Aggie Land.

God forgive us.
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