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re: Can we sticky a jizz jar topic?

Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:41 pm to
horn fans jizzing in jars is much more believable
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:52 pm to
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and you’ve admitted in the past that you’re 50/50 Bama/longhorn fan so.....


You're definitely confusing me with someone else. I don't like Texas at all. I have family in Austin, but they're either musicians or artists that hate football, and went to school at Clemson. My dad went to Georgia Tech.

If anything, I talk more shite about the state of Texas than any other. I even think your Mexican food is inferior to New Mexico's. I'll give you the brisket and beef sausage. But y'all can't cook pork worth a damn.


And it's okay to be embarrassed about an Aggy tradition. You can hate the jizz jars, just like I hate Rammer Jammer.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 8:54 pm
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:55 pm to
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horn fans jizzing in jars is much more believable



They're pretty progressive in Austin. They'd probably just rather jizz in each other than into a jar that they set on fire. They're weird. But not cult weird.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:55 pm to
yep we did it for over 109 years and no one ever found out until an anonymous girl who was kicked out of A&M leaked the story to a longhorn
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:56 pm to
And bullshite, you go full longhorn fan several times a year, don’t lie now
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:14 pm to
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And bullshite, you go full longhorn fan several times a year, don’t lie now



Lol. Now you're sounding dumb. Feel free to show any pro longhorn post I've ever made. You won't, because I never have said anything good about them.

Austin is cool. But the longhorns can frick off.

I think you might be losing it in your old age. I can't say I hate them (that's reserved for Auburn and Tennessee). But I don't like them at all.


Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 9:39 pm to
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pro longhorn post I've ever made



You’ve just made a handful in this thread
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:16 pm to
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You’ve just made a handful in this thread


Lol. No, I haven't said one good thing about the longhorns. Quote me of you'd like. I said Austin is cool, but Texas sucks.

I think you're going senile. That, or you're just mad that I don't approve of your non offensive sig bets.

Sorry Hawgs. I didn't mean to bring this shite to your board. I just wanted to laugh at Aggy jizz jars.
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 10:17 pm
Posted by Razorback Reverend
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:29 pm to
It amazes me that on a hog board, we have a Bama fan and a Tamu fan having a pee pee fight.

Posted by ArHog
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:46 pm to
Wait, so we are not supposed to jizz in the jars?!

Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 10:58 pm to
Passions run high when discussing jizz jars.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55332 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 6:09 am to
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part time Bama fan
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 6:10 am
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