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re: Briles!

Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:52 pm to
Don’t lie. We’re all sadomasachists at this point.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:53 pm to
Literally never heard of any of those guys.

Where did they coach high school?

They develop any talent like the Springdale 5? In one year?

Books? Documentary’s? Didn’t think so.
This post was edited on 11/11/23 at 9:54 pm
Posted by FayetteNAM
Boston Mountains
Member since Jun 2013
7215 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

If malzahn is on the sidelines next year that's officially when I hang it up as a hog fan


The Springdale stupidity won’t stop.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27371 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:55 pm to
It's gonna take an Arkansan that wants the job. BLJ is NOT the correct answer.

What if it's Drink? He looks like Harry Potter and shite, maybe he's the one to break the spell.
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40896 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:56 pm to
Three touchdowns now for Briles since you posted this. TCU is going to frick around and win this game.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:56 pm to
Don’t tempt me with an Alma legend like that.

He’s unfortunately already at a better program.

Gussiah will want to convert more followers. I’m ready. Save me!
This post was edited on 11/11/23 at 9:57 pm
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:57 pm to
Still 3 TDs shy of what Gus put up on the Bedlam lifetime champion.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27371 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Don’t tempt me with an Alma legend like that.

He’s unfortunately already at a better program.


But if Mama calls...especially after they prison sex us in a couple weeks.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13540 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Gussiah will want to convert more followers. I’m ready. Save me!



Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:00 pm to
He’s pulling from 2 large metros now. No chance.

We’re Iowa State in the middle of the SEC with OU and Texas now in the same conference.

Vandy athletics with a sub 200 academic school.

Besides basketball, firmly in our 48thish state position.
This post was edited on 11/11/23 at 10:01 pm
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27371 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:01 pm to
Just imagine the game ending and the Mizzou fans filling the stands at Razorback Stadium cheering and jeering as Drink walks across the field to shake Pittman's hand after handing him a 69-0 arse whooping, only to slap the shite out of him, take his hat and declare "this is my damn team now!!!" as he puts it on his head and calls the hogs at midfield as the PA announcer announces the contract he and HY worked out prior to the game.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:02 pm to
“I just want the hogs to be 7-8 wins per year”

“I hate Gus and the opportunity of eternal salvation”

Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13540 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:03 pm to

Have we really fallen as far as fantasizing about taking Eli fcking Drinkwitz from Mizzou?

God help us. God help us all
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:05 pm to
This would be way more believable if it involved Gus parachuting in from Ronnie Floyd chopper and somehow walking on water or parting the North end zone.

I guess drink on a broomstick would be close.
Posted by OSqueal
Where ever the beer is
Member since Jan 2011
5391 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:05 pm to
You're wife cheats on you with a real man
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:06 pm to
They’re about to be top 10.

Bout time you look in the mirror and put the clown makeup on.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13540 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

“I just want the hogs to be 7-8 wins per year”


We don't need to hire Gus to reach that level of mediocrity.

The dude has worse BPD than Nutt. Might as well bring Houston back if we're reaching that far to the bottom of the barrel, at least HDN loved the helmet and didn't come with a bunch of phony Godly man bullshite
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13540 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

They’re about to be top 10.

Bout time you look in the mirror and put the clown makeup on.




I'm just not a loser like some of you and refuse to believe we can't do better. Sorry not sorry.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27371 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Have we really fallen as far as fantasizing about taking Eli fcking Drinkwitz from Mizzou?

God help us. God help us all


Yes. It's that bad.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 11/11/23 at 10:10 pm to
Real men know how to spell “your”.
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