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Bert had his butt ate

Posted on 12/3/19 at 5:11 pm
Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2700 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 5:11 pm
Just want to consolidate all those posts in one thread
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6199 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 5:51 pm to
I knew Jen was into some freaky shite.
This post was edited on 12/3/19 at 5:52 pm
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17714 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 6:02 pm to
Don’t knock it until you try it.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 6:04 pm to
Well one thing we can say came out during this coaching search is Bert's Bungholio Bonanza.

I am worried this is setting a precedent though. I really will sleep better at night not knowing what kinky stuff that Chad is into.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 6:06 pm to
Little known fact is Chad Morris has never had sex. He paid some athletic types to breed his wife for him.

Hot sauces.
Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2700 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

kinky stuff that Chad is into.

Well he's an aggy so...
Posted by ThundrHawg
The Flagship™
Member since Sep 2010
3208 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 6:45 pm to
Chaggy seems like he would be more into ball gag type shite.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 6:53 pm to
Its 2019 who isn't out there eating arse?
Posted by Kriegschwein
Alemania
Member since Feb 2015
855 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

Its 2019 who isn't out there eating arse?



Posted by Kriegschwein
Alemania
Member since Feb 2015
855 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:16 pm to
Has a thing for those uniformly ghey yell squad thingys. Couldn’t concentrate enough to beat them two years in a row. That’s why he was late putting Ben Hicks in. They were doing their Gangnam-style routine.
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5040 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:28 pm to
Chad is no doubt in to pegging.
This post was edited on 12/3/19 at 7:28 pm
Posted by HogFanfromHTown
Dallas, TX
Member since Sep 2015
3597 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Kriegschwein

Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12589 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Chad is no doubt in to pegging.


With his record, he must be.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57691 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Kriegschwein
With you on that one. Gotta draw the line somewhere. Tongue in booty holes is it for me.
Posted by Kriegschwein
Alemania
Member since Feb 2015
855 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:52 pm to
That’s cool homie.

Someone handled it for me.

After she got that out of the way she found “too beaucoup” in me ;)
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:56 pm to
Back when I was a teeneager. I licked this one fine chicks a-hole one time. She licked mine too. That shite tickled.
Posted by Kriegschwein
Alemania
Member since Feb 2015
855 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:56 pm to
Certainly. I go down but I ain’t doin no tongue in the booty hole.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22713 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:58 pm to
don't tell me you have never slipped just an inch or so...
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Certainly. I go down but I ain’t doin no tongue in the booty hole.


Aint you ever seen a chick so hot you would eat a terd to see where it came from?
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
57691 posts
Posted on 12/3/19 at 8:00 pm to
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