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Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:10 am to RollDatRoll
Good Lord!! A $15 charger.... All Bama fans need to boycott Urber if this is correct.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:10 am to ApeDeuce
Rant version - Marlon Humphrey stole a Dodge Charger.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:17 am to Teague
I do find the irony amusing that he is charged with stealing a charger. That's just too good.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:22 am to Goombaw
Has anyone noticed the police report is from two weeks ago?
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:22 am to Panthers4life
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it's all over 15 dollar charger. What a douche... Uber driver should be fired.
WTF! Idk who's worse, the shitstain uber driver or the Barney Fife syndrome police. Smdh!
Seems to me Marlon would've gladly given the cops the charger to give back to the dickhead.
Why make such a "federal case" out of such a minor thing?!?!
#frickingridiculous
Eta: After learning police report details, it appears Marlon's behavior was pretty stupid and that the police weren't overly harsh at the time of the incident. It appears the severity of the initial charges were escalated later.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:26 am to ApeDeuce
Fake news
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:34 am to IB4bama
More information has been provided...
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:36 am to ApeDeuce
Dang, the Ravens have already addressed the situation.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:41 am to ApeDeuce
Hmmm shady...
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:44 am to Goombaw
Jesus, at least Rueben actually committed a crime while in T Town lol. 
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:46 am to CrimsonBoz
This is fvckin embarrassing. Tuscaloosa needs to get it's shite together. Ex-players are just going to stop coming back.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:46 am to ApeDeuce
My scoop was the fakest of fake news
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:50 am to SummerOfGeorge
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This is fvckin embarrassing. Tuscaloosa needs to get it's shite together. Ex-players are just going to stop coming back.
Yep, my thoughts exactly. Especially when its a guy like Marlon Humphrey who pretty much checks all the boxes for being a guy with the keys to the city...
NOTE: I'm not defending the player in this case, but this is clearly being overblown.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 11:54 am
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:55 am to ApeDeuce
Sounds like he was drunk and took someone else's phone charger, probably needed to charge his phone and let his impairment allow him to do something stupid.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:57 am to ApeDeuce
In a Uber, coming from the strip, took a cheap cable that did not fit his phone, and then wanted to fight about it.
I would bet enough money to buy all involved a lifetime supply of charger cables that he was drunk.
Also, if there was only the physical contact described here felony theft ain’t gonna stick.
Still an incredibly stupid move.
I would bet enough money to buy all involved a lifetime supply of charger cables that he was drunk.
Also, if there was only the physical contact described here felony theft ain’t gonna stick.
Still an incredibly stupid move.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:00 pm to IAmReality
quote:He was with someone else (name blacked out) & 2 females. Probably trying to impress the girls.
Sounds like he was drunk and took someone else's phone charger,
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:04 pm to ApeDeuce
Like - I'm not saying Marlon wasn't wrong (he may have been), but every case like this appears like the TPD are trying their best to make it clear to EVERYONE that they are NOT playing favorites.
Ok, great, but at some point you guys need to show some reason and realize that the PR blowback for a NFL player over a FELONY ROBBERY charge is massive. Then, when it turns out it was literally a drunken argument over a $15 PHONE CHARGER.........you are going to look like real fvckin idiots. Tell the 2 to figure it out, take Marlon in and settle him down and give him a fine, give him some disorderly ticket, whatever. But Felony Robbery for a fvckin mistake over a $15 Phone Charger? There is zero reasonable explanation for that. Zero.
Fvckin ridiculous.
Ok, great, but at some point you guys need to show some reason and realize that the PR blowback for a NFL player over a FELONY ROBBERY charge is massive. Then, when it turns out it was literally a drunken argument over a $15 PHONE CHARGER.........you are going to look like real fvckin idiots. Tell the 2 to figure it out, take Marlon in and settle him down and give him a fine, give him some disorderly ticket, whatever. But Felony Robbery for a fvckin mistake over a $15 Phone Charger? There is zero reasonable explanation for that. Zero.
Fvckin ridiculous.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:07 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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But Felony Robbery for a fvckin mistake over a $15 Phone Charger? There is zero reasonable explanation for that. Zero.
Fvckin ridiculous.
EXACTLY!!!
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:07 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Yep! Problem could've and should've easily been solved.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 12:09 pm
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