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Posted on 5/15/13 at 6:29 pm to MagillaGuerilla
....like a cuckold.
You called that man Kendall Kelly and a cuckold in the same post. Ether'd
You called that man Kendall Kelly and a cuckold in the same post. Ether'd
Posted on 5/15/13 at 6:29 pm to Sandkhan
If he ever reads this shite he's just gonna stop playing football. Take up shuffle board or some shite.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:18 pm to Sandkhan
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Really impressive work dude!!
You also seem to get skinnier in ever clip I see.
During the pee joke it may be funny to pour out some water from a water bottle but that may not pick up on the acoustics (or worse).
During the car joke you could add "on cold days it takes a little longer to get me started."
You could add on to the bingo joke that although they are kicking your arse you get the last laugh because they are the only ones who can keep the buttermilk down.
All non-funny ideas from a non-comedian(which goes to show how hard what your doing is).
Once again, really impressive stuff dude.
Really impressive work dude!!
You also seem to get skinnier in ever clip I see.
During the pee joke it may be funny to pour out some water from a water bottle but that may not pick up on the acoustics (or worse).
During the car joke you could add "on cold days it takes a little longer to get me started."
You could add on to the bingo joke that although they are kicking your arse you get the last laugh because they are the only ones who can keep the buttermilk down.
All non-funny ideas from a non-comedian(which goes to show how hard what your doing is).
Once again, really impressive stuff dude.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:27 pm to Garfield
Thanks man. I've been working on losing weight too. You should've saw me on stage back when I was this guy
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:31 pm to Sandkhan
Do I get into your shows for free since I knew you when you were heavy?
And Cleopatra was definitely a hermaphrodite. Just FWI.
And Cleopatra was definitely a hermaphrodite. Just FWI.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:32 pm to Sandkhan
Wow - you have come a long way. Keep up the good work.
I got up to 250 (and i"m 5'10") when i was playing highschool ball and have worked my way down to about 170 many years later.
I got up to 250 (and i"m 5'10") when i was playing highschool ball and have worked my way down to about 170 many years later.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:36 pm to Garfield
I saw him 2 weeks ago and he was about to go HAM on a kiddie train engineer. I actually felt bad for the money swindling engineer aka dirt bag child toy operator.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:44 pm to TideSaint
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I saw him 2 weeks ago and he was about to go HAM on a kiddie train engineer. I actually felt bad for the money swindling engineer aka dirt bag child toy operator.
Forgot to mention, great job on the surprise angelina part.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:50 pm to Garfield
Don't piss Nic off. Fair warning.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:55 pm to TideSaint
Looking like Dylan Moses' dad is talking about the WR from the Northeast Saeed Blacknall. Not really the "boom" I was expecting.
They keep talking about D'Quaill Williams being the best wide out they've ever signed, but they are seemingly forgetting than Rueben Randle was a top 5 player overall in the 2009 class.
He certainly didn't live up to the billing. He wasn't the "next Julio" like they hoped.
They keep talking about D'Quaill Williams being the best wide out they've ever signed, but they are seemingly forgetting than Rueben Randle was a top 5 player overall in the 2009 class.
He certainly didn't live up to the billing. He wasn't the "next Julio" like they hoped.
This post was edited on 5/15/13 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:56 pm to TideSaint
Other than running backs, every offensive skill player they sign is a bust.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:02 pm to TideSaint
You definitely get in free when I do my show in Seattle/Hawaii/Mosul/Seoul/parts unknown
Who do they suppose is going to be throwing these passes to Dayquil Williams? Shitty Rivers?
Who do they suppose is going to be throwing these passes to Dayquil Williams? Shitty Rivers?
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:02 pm to TreyAnastasio
I'm still shocked at the fact that only 3 offensive lineman have been drafted under Les Miles at LSU, and 1 was a returning starter in his 1st season.
Where the hell is it all going?
Where the hell is it all going?
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:05 pm to MagillaGuerilla
Faulk is getting rave reviews from the Browns. He's probably going to make the team as a guard.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:06 pm to Sandkhan
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You definitely get in free when I do my show in Seattle/Hawaii/Mosul/Seoul/parts unknown
frick, I was hoping to see a show date at The Outer Reaches of Your Mind. We don't get too many visitors here..
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:08 pm to TreyAnastasio
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Faulk is getting rave reviews from the Browns. He's probably going to make the team as a guard.
He and Ciran Black are mysteries, they both were legitimately hyped up LSU LTs that went undrafted. They had some struggles/injuries, but enough to go undrafted? Crazy to watch happen...
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:11 pm to MagillaGuerilla
Well you win in the trenches so maybe their lack of effective O-line play is the reason we have taken back our rightful place as the SEC West power. 
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:19 pm to TideSaint
I really enjoyed how they utilized overall Top 10 talent from the 2009 class Russell Shepherd. Showed great talent utilization on their part.
Posted on 5/15/13 at 9:08 pm to Patton
Thanks man. I just saw this post
And just as an aside in reference to that fat picture I posted earlier, my best comic friend in the world(who forgot what I looked like when I was fat) saw that picture the other day and said "Jesus Christ Nic, you looked like a Wal-Mart bag full of grits"
And just as an aside in reference to that fat picture I posted earlier, my best comic friend in the world(who forgot what I looked like when I was fat) saw that picture the other day and said "Jesus Christ Nic, you looked like a Wal-Mart bag full of grits"
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