Man Caught Pooping Inside Boiler Room Closet At Soldier Field During Bears Game

And why did I move to Illinois in 2004???

I hope he used that hand sanitizer.

And I'm thankful for every fan that I get. But I can't take a shite in the boiler room without someone standin' by it! No, I won't sign your autograph. You can call me an a-hole.

He's taking it from behind.

How would you feel if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?

Make like a Bear. shite in the boiler room.

Throwing a log on the fire!

Why wouldn't he just use a bathroom? It makes no sense

Damn. At least he could have used that mop bucket.

But why?