Cowboys Fan Says He'll Eat Human and Dog Poop If They Don't Win Super Bowl This Season

Two cowboys, one cup.

Chances are it won't be his first time.

What a turd.

This is prob their worst chance in the last few years.

Why would he think the Cowboys would win the SB this season any more so than any other season?

Always trust a man with holes in his face.

All I see is I wanna eat some dog shite.

He clearly already does it and likes it. What a freak.

That guy has nicks shaved into his eyebrows, which makes me believe that he's eaten a lot of shite throughout the years and probably enjoys it.

hope he is hungry