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Turns Out That DSK's Swanky Hotel Suite Was Stained With The Semen Of Four Other

by Chicken

August 23, 201128 Comments

Jizz Fest...

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In a motion to dismiss rape charges against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Manhattan prosecutors today reported that an analysis of carpet stains in the Frenchman’s $3000-per-night Sofitel hotel room “contained the semen and DNA” of three unknown men, while a stain on the room’s wallpaper contained the semen and DNA of a fourth unknown man.

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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

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ashy larry•165 months

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a stain on the room’s wallpaper contained the semen and DNA of a fourth unknown man.

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tiger114•165 months

I remember watching a Forensic Files (or something like that) where a maid was forced into a hotel room that she was cleaning, raped, and then killed.

When the cops looked for DNA evidence, they found over 30 different semen spots on the floor just by that particular corner of the bed.

:yack:

Dandy Lion•165 months

Dominique's a ballah.
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Lacour•165 months

I don't know about you guys but I always jizz on the wall of every hotel I stay in.

Just marking my territory.

LittleSpoon•165 months

:yack:

G Vice•165 months

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Wallpaper

You see these reports about unclean hotel rooms and cabins on cruise ships all time.

We can all attest to having profound emissions at some point in our lives, but seriously, what's the deal with being in shooting range of the wall?

LordSnow•165 months

I might have to invest in a sleep sack now... THX

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CadesCove•165 months

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We can all attest to having profound emissions at some point in our lives, but seriously, what's the deal with being in shooting range of the wall?

Dude is the winner. Unless they forgot to check the deiling.

Chicken•165 months

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what's the deal with being in shooting range of the wall?

what happened to the discreet use of a towel? Out of respect for my fellow hotel guests, I have never been a blow hose in a hotel room...

I might have to start wearing full-body PJ's with the feet built in...

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dagrippa•165 months

LOL. I'd hate to know what they'd find at the motel on staring.

USMCTiger03•165 months

GRoss.

I Love Bama•165 months

Hotels are fricking gross. I've done some nasty shite myself in some of them..... :yack:

uway•165 months

$3,000 hotel room chock-a-block full of semen stains.

What does that say about the $60 room I stayed in by accident for work awhile back?

Glad I didn't sleep on those sheets.

Duckie•165 months

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SEMEN EVERYWHERE!!!!

Bama and Beer•165 months

:yack:

Cosmo•165 months

Sounds like owls bedroom

mtnhighTiger•165 months

Bukake party? :popcorn:

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