Texas Special Teams Coach's Pet Monkey Possibly Attacked A Young Trick or Treater

by Larry Leo

November 2, 202112 Comments

Texas Special Teams Coach's Pet Monkey Possibly Attacked A Young Trick or Treater

So, Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks and his girlfriend have a pet monkey that allegedly attacked a trick or treater on Halloween. Well, the monkey is actually owned by his stripper girlfriend named the "Pole Assassin" and the animal is part of her stripper act. Here's the best way to catch up on this craziness...

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ByUselves•49 months

She could play more tricks on a 6" pole than her monkey can on her 20' pole.

St Jean The Baptiste•49 months

Are you admitting to having a six inch pole?

TOSOV•49 months

Hahaha this is awesome. Seriously he left his family behind back in bama for this ghetto Chula??? Her massive belly button probably mirrors her bung hole

OzChuffnugg•49 months

Built by Bama

YMCA•49 months

There is so much to unpack with this one. I don’t even know where to start. It gets even better when you read(try to read)her tweet replies about the situation. There’s no way anyone who talks like that should be caring for any living thing.

Datbayoubengal•49 months

There's nothing wrong with her speech, and if speech is a problem, then the majority of the south shouldn't own any damn animals, including farm animals.

YMCA•49 months

@datbayoubengal, I’m guessing you didn’t read her Twitter responses in the post up top by Drew Hamm. I got a headache trying to read that crap. I have no idea what she sounds like when she talks, but if it’s anything like she writes, she probably shouldn’t talk either. Also, you need to either get out more or just get further away from your house/neighborhood if you think everyone in the south talks funny or can’t write.

TygerDurden•49 months

You absolutely cannot make this shite up.

kywildcatfanone•49 months

Still don't get why millionaires have strippers for girlfriends.

DivePlay•49 months

Because most of them are garbage people who are sociopaths? Never ends well.

Datbayoubengal•49 months

Why does anyone have strippers or porn stars for girlfriends?

TFH•49 months

“Look at me! Look at me!” syndrome.

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