Here's How Much Michael Jordan Could Sell Hornets For

Got in from offshore one day in Galveston. Heard the Bulls were playing the Rockets the next day. Sashayed up there and bought a $100 ticket in the parking lot. Got to see MJ play! Not a bad seat either.

MJ sold his soul to the devil.

His dad was murdered for gambling debts.

And what non-white male is going to buy them for that much. We all know you can replace a black person with a white guy, and the NBA can't have it's only majority owner replaced by one.

Diversity equity an all that shite doggs.

Glad I got to watch just about every Bulls game, thanks to WGN-Chicago. Truly the greatest to ever play the game of basketball...oh, and frick Laimbeer and Isiah Thomas

I would be letting it go yesterday for halfthat price. The economy is about to become real nasty for a few years. REAL NASTY!!

I bet he can still ball too.

Only the goat could do this, no lejackass.

Nice ROI.

GOAT