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The levels of Gump

Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:31 pm
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:31 pm
At the top you have the Updyke level. This includes Ghostbuster6, jddawg58 and a variety of other losers with a few hundred posts or less that poison the SECr waters.

The next level down you have just your run of the mill shitty posters. This includes RMFTide, Alahunter, Crimsonsaint and BhamDore. These gumps are awful, but they don't quite reach the level of brain-deadedness than the Updyke level posters do.

The next level down are posters that are just "bad". TT9, RollTide1987, Riseupfromtherubble,. Posters that are garbage maybe 65-70% of the time but tolerable the other 30% or so.

At the bottom you have the good natured Bama posters. Guys like NBamaAlum, Cyde and BamaScoop when he's sober. These are the posters that separate the Alabama contingent here from the unwashed Missou/TAMU/Arkansas masses.




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This post was edited on 10/27/12 at 10:46 pm
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
18083 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15649 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:33 pm to
You would be at the top of any shitty posters list..FACT
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:33 pm to
WHEW. He didn't notice me.

ROW TAHD!
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3037 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:33 pm to
Most LSU fans are sort of binary in nature...

Drunk or stupid.













Hard to tell the difference sometimes.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65865 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to
where do you fit in on the rantard groupings?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27050 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to
FACT
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40175 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to
They can't all be as good as me.....
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5285 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to
And where the frick am I exactly??













Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24126 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

Riseupfromtherubble,.


Move him to the updyke level IMO.
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to



Some of them are just terrible.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
12x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:34 pm to
Add me to the shitty posters list, please.

I'd be honored to share the same sentence with the likes of those individuals.
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:35 pm to
5.56


bitch


you

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hear

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coming
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
86641 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

They can't all be as good as me.....




You're in the 2nd level
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33839 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

NBamaAlum


This is actually the only good Bama poster.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86814 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:37 pm to
I'm taking this shite as a compliment..
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
86641 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

Add me to the shitty posters list, please.

I'd be honored to share the same sentence with the likes of those individuals.



You're close. Not sure if you've earned it though.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:38 pm to
Funky, NBama, and Cyde are my favorite gumps
Posted by MSCoastTigerGirl
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
35525 posts
Posted on 10/27/12 at 10:39 pm to
Cyde is a good Gump.
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