Here's What Jose Canseco Thinks About Yankees Slugger Aaron Judge

Sounds like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

I'd like to hang a couple of foul balls from his daughter's chin.

I would hit his daughter on top of the jumbotron with my softballs.

that shirt tho....

Nothing worse than the stupid captions under these news articles.

Who knew juicing killed brain cells?

I read an interview with his ex-wife in Playboy years ago. She said she dated Tony Gonzales after she and Canseco had split, and she was surprised at the the size of Gonzales' nuts (which were apparently normal size). The juice had apparently shrunk Canseco's down to the size of a couple of peas.

Start controversy. Set up competition. Get paid.

Hug for u.

Canseco is the man

Canseco also claims he ran a 4.2 forty so

Has to keep his name in the spotlight some how.

I'm sure Judd cares what Mr. Irrelevant thinks.