Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson Hit Aspen

"Golf star Justin Johnson and his wife Paulina Gretzky hit Aspen this month like Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne..."

Your best work ever Harry! :bow:

How did Paige Desorbo get wrapped up with these people?

Who cares

These people act like no one has been to Aspen before. I go every year and don’t take pics.

Just like Dumb and Dumber. Movie was too accurate

She must make a herculean effort to remain in that good of shape. Clearly she's had plastic surgery because she does not look like the same woman from a few years ago.

How did the guy from Southern Charm get into this mix?

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

You fellas been doin a little boozin? Been suckin down on grandpas cough medicine?

The lady on the horse is about to shoot Dustin in the head, then all is lost tonight, no diving tonight.

Strange looking people.

Yipee...we get to buy new clothes!

What is the obsession with these boney arse women?

It’s hard to properly express how much I would NOT want to be around that group of people.

Skanks gone wild!

is this 2011? we don't care about Paulina - please show us hotter women

This is stupid.

Stayed recently where these two got married. They are banned forever from the place. Caused tons of money in damages, they were even breaking into the bar stealing shite in the middle of the night. Said the entitlement from those two was off the charts.

Larry Leo is building a repository of ladies he can knuckle bust to when he forgets what their names are one day.

These posts are bordering on creepy. Same old fake fun bags tangentially related to sports.

I wonder if Wayne and Janet keep them kids whilst mommy is traversing about the globe being a coke whore?