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These new Nike shoes are going back to the future. Now you can lace up your shoes with an app on you phone (how lazy can you be?) with these new Nike Adapt BB with Auto-Lacing Technology for $350...

What happens when your phone dies and you can lace up your shoes? Hey Nike, have you thought about that?!?!?
Filed Under: General Sports
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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SECdragonmaster89 months
Do they have an app that will loosen Hope Beel's bikini top? Asking for myself.
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JackieTreehorn89 months
Great scott
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Michael Hayes89 months
I hate people.
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Geauxboy89 months
I can get behind this idea, Michael.
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bengalbait89 months
That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Just goes to show you some people have way more money than sense.
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Fightin Okra89 months
And, the idiots who can’t afford them will be first in line to get them
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semperfitolsu89 months
Not saying that I like the shoes but people do it every year when a new phone comes out. Just in the sense of buying something they don’t need to be the first in line for something new.
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VoxDawg89 months
I set the O/U on individuals shot upon these shoes being stolen from them at 6.
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dehsloot89 months
Technology is awesome. This implementation is useless.
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Mr. Hangover89 months
I really can’t stand the sound of shoes on a basketball court
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PEPE89 months
Humanity is long overdue for a plague.
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Balloon Huffer89 months
Sadly, most of the people that buy this expensive crap will be those that cannot actually afford it.
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UGATiger2689 months
Seems like it would actually take less effort to just tie your shoes the old-fashioned way. I mean, you still have to bend over to put them on your feet right? Might as well take care of it while you're down there. It takes literally 10 seconds.
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utstnx89 months
i know this was not the intention but.....if old people with back issues or arthritis..could get medicaid to cover this.....Some old folks would be walking around with some stylish kicks.
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Loaner123189 months
And yet we're still waiting on real hover-boards.
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Zzyzx89 months
if somebody steals your phone while you're playing ball, are you stuck wearing the shoes forever because you can't get them off?
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CaptainsWafer89 months
Hell Marty had self lacing shoes in 2015.
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TailbackU89 months
Finally someone comes up with an app to tie your shoes! I was beginning to worry that we wouldn't completely devolve so far into stupidity so profound that we can't even feed ourselves.
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Ripley89 months
I think this is pretty cool. Is it needed? nope. But still pretty cool. Why does everything have to be so negative?
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Da Joker89 months
$350?? Couldn't have priced it any better myself.
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Cobb Dawg89 months
Yeah, 'cause who the frick wants to lace up dey shoes, na'mean?
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ncinthenext389 months
Take that Big Baller Brand
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Eli Goldfinger89 months
Why would anyone want/need this?
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WhoDatNC89 months
This ought to help the obesity crisis.
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