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These new Nike shoes are going back to the future. Now you can lace up your shoes with an app on you phone (how lazy can you be?) with these new Nike Adapt BB with Auto-Lacing Technology for $350...
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What happens when your phone dies and you can lace up your shoes? Hey Nike, have you thought about that?!?!?
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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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Eli Goldfinger63 months
Why would anyone want/need this?
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WhoDatNC63 months
This ought to help the obesity crisis.
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Zzyzx63 months
if somebody steals your phone while you're playing ball, are you stuck wearing the shoes forever because you can't get them off?
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PEPE63 months
Humanity is long overdue for a plague.
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ncinthenext363 months
Take that Big Baller Brand
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Amazing Moves63 months
Another way for "urban" youths to show out with no money.
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CaptainsWafer63 months
Hell Marty had self lacing shoes in 2015.
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Placebeaux63 months
tHATS STUPID. vELCRO HELLO
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TailbackU63 months
Finally someone comes up with an app to tie your shoes! I was beginning to worry that we wouldn't completely devolve so far into stupidity so profound that we can't even feed ourselves.
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Balloon Huffer63 months
Sadly, most of the people that buy this expensive crap will be those that cannot actually afford it.
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SECdragonmaster63 months
Do they have an app that will loosen Hope Beel's bikini top? Asking for myself.
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VoxDawg63 months
I set the O/U on individuals shot upon these shoes being stolen from them at 6.
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dehsloot63 months
Technology is awesome. This implementation is useless.
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UGATiger2663 months
Seems like it would actually take less effort to just tie your shoes the old-fashioned way. I mean, you still have to bend over to put them on your feet right? Might as well take care of it while you're down there. It takes literally 10 seconds.
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utstnx63 months
i know this was not the intention but.....if old people with back issues or arthritis..could get medicaid to cover this.....Some old folks would be walking around with some stylish kicks.
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Mr. Hangover63 months
I really can’t stand the sound of shoes on a basketball court
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JackieTreehorn63 months
Great scott
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Ripley63 months
I think this is pretty cool. Is it needed? nope. But still pretty cool. Why does everything have to be so negative?
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Da Joker63 months
$350?? Couldn't have priced it any better myself.
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Loaner123163 months
And yet we're still waiting on real hover-boards.
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Cobb Dawg63 months
Yeah, 'cause who the frick wants to lace up dey shoes, na'mean?
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