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How do you like your cowboys?


Cowboys butts drive him nuts.
I don’t care how much or how little it costs, what a waste of money.
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I’d say throw the book at her, but it looks like someone already did!


She got hit with every volume of the Encyclopedia Brittanica.
I just wait for my truck to tell me when it’s time to change the oil.
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my wife would disagree


:lol:

re: Your best dad jokes..

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 2/26/26 at 8:44 am to
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?


A labracadabradore.



What do you call a dog with no legs?








Doesn’t matter, he aint coming.
Dude they are using the license photo.

re: Punch the Monkey

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 2/24/26 at 11:41 am to
Definitely ruined my algorithm for a few days.
Now I know why Doug DeMuro spends his summers there.

re: Punch the Monkey

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 2/24/26 at 10:53 am to
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Im not sure about the entire animal kingdom- but every dog ive ever owned or known, has been extremely emotional .. like either ecstatic to see you, or whining /crying with the really sad (literally hangdog) eyes, etc


I can see that, maybe more that they don’t let emotions sway their decisions when it comes to survival.

re: Punch the Monkey

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 2/24/26 at 8:36 am to
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If an animal cannot care for itself and its offspring, the best thing for it to do is abandon the offspring. It can always have more. If a mother sticks with the kid and can't feed both, both die.

All survival comes down to resource management.



Yea it’s cold but animals don’t have emotions. Saw a video once of a mother bid grabbing the weakest chick and dropping it out of the nest in order to keep feeding the others.

re: Punch the Monkey

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 2/24/26 at 8:34 am to
The search feature isn’t perfect but there was a thread on him a few days back maybe.

I didn’t read the article you posted but it appears that he’s now been accepted in the group.

re: Robert Carradine dead at 71

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 2/24/26 at 8:32 am to
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When you have bipolar suicidal thoughts, liberal Hollywood isn’t gonna save you. You need the Bible.


Probably more than just the bible.
One of them probably wrecked and the other 5 stopped as they were traveling together.
I’ve been seeing a bunch of his videos on IG. Animals can me some cold hearted mofos.
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I'm buying something with a little more pedigree like a Ferrari or Lamborghini


How many times has Lamborghini won the 24 hours of Le Mans?

re: $330,000 2025 Ford Mustang GTD

Posted by CaptainsWafer on 2/20/26 at 10:21 am to
Saw an all black (or maybe bare carbon) one in my neighborhood in BR around Christmas.

Only saw it in passing in late afternoon light so didn’t get a real good look at it.
I don’t give up anything and I don’t change my diet on fridays. I don’t do any of the other things Catholics are supposed to do so why stop there?




I have this discussion with my wife every year when she wants to go to church on Christmas and/or Easter. We don’t go the other 52 Sunday’s a year, and if we do go on Christmas we can’t make fun of the people who only go once a year because they’re us.