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Again, this isn't a joke. Show company Saucony unveiled their new “Avocado Toast” Shadow 6000 sneakers on Friday. How healthy of them...
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Holy Saucamole! Celebrate your health kick with the delicacy of the exclusive “Avocado Toast” Shadow 6000. Featuring toast-ed leather, smashed avocado textured suede, red pepper flake collar lining, and the “Saucamole” shout out on the heel. It’s everything you avo-wanted, even if the guac is extra.? ?
Shop today on Saucony.com.



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Filed Under: General Sports
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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Mr. Hangover85 months
Further proof that stupid people will wear the ugliest shite for attention
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PillageUrVillage85 months
That is fugly
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6R1285 months
WHY???????????????
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StupidBinder85 months
Kind of gimmicky, but avocado toast is great so why the heck not. A bigger problem is that they look kind of bulky/thick for running shoes.
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SECdragonmaster85 months
IWNET (eat them) AND IWNWT (wear them).
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Chicken85 months
avocado toast with a fried egg on top is a great way to start your day
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X123F4585 months
Cannibalistic frick
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rintintin85 months
I hate that hipsters have ruined such a tasty snack.
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JackieTreehorn85 months
When are the soy shoes going to be released?
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