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Mike Tyson Says He Used A Fake Tallywacker Called The
Adam Hunger-USA TODAY Sports
While on his "Hotboxin'" podcast this week, boxing legend Mike Tyson went in-depth about how he was able to cheat the system using a device called a "Whizzinator" to pass his drug tests...
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The "Whizzinator" is basically a prosthetic penis with a built-in bag to store someone else's pee. People have tried to use the device for years to fool in-person drug testers ... including Tyson.

"It was awesome, man," Tyson said during a conversation with Jeff Novitzky, UFC's Vice President of Athlete Health and Performance.

"I put my baby’s urine in it."
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"One time I was using my wife’s [urine] and my wife was like, 'Baby, you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.' And I said, 'nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid.'"

"Cuz I got scared that the piss might come back pregnant."
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In other words, if you're gonna use a "Whizzinator" -- it has to match the user's skin color. So, Jeff asked Mike if his "whiz" actually looked like his real penis.

"Yeah, hell yeah, I had a brown one," Tyson said.
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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
14 Comments
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HalfCocked42 months
I like new, honest and able to laugh at himself Mike. The weed was def good for him.
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Fightin Okra42 months
Tallywacker? Are you 5?
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noonan42 months
What year is it?!?
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Ghost of Colby42 months
Onterrio Smith
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cwil17742 months
I had friends do this to sneak booze into tiger stadium. The thought of one of them “peeing” into a cup in the bathroom and then proceeding to drink from it still makes me laugh.
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Datbayoubengal42 months
This is too funny lol
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Skinny42 months
Someone was watching Porky's this weekend.
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JackieTreehorn42 months
Oh Porky...the boys from Angel Beach are here!
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Skaterboi42 months
My grandma used to call me her Little Talleywacker on those sleep over weekends when I was 9. I'm currently working thru that with a professional
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xGeauxLSUx42 months
You don't do this Larry? Hah! Loser! Everybody's doing it.
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BobABooey42 months
“Talleywacker”? What a bunch of malarkey!
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eddieray42 months
Aw fiddlesticks
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Strannix42 months
Recreational drug testing other than ones that show you are directly under the influence at they moment are stupid
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Milesahead42 months
Could have been for performance enhancing drugs, not just recreational
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