Alabama Judge Grants Bama Guard Aden Holloway, Recently Busted For Pot, Motion To Travel

Judge: Before I rule on this motion, is there anything else you'd like to say, counsel?

Defense Counsel: Yes, your honor. My client has asked me to inform the Court that there may be an additional pound or more of cannabis in this briefcase at the defense table. *wink wink* Or maybe there isn't. *wink wink wink*

Judge: Duly noted.

I remember when getting caught with drugs would ruin your life. Now, you keep your job, your scholly and get to play in the Sweet 16.