
DocZaius
Favorite team: | Florida ![]() |
Location: | Florida |
Biography: | http://www.thegatorboard.com |
Interests: | Vivisection, animal husbandry |
Occupation: | Minister of Science & Defender of the Faith |
Number of Posts: | 138 |
Registered on: | 3/28/2012 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: 2019 OOC Schedule - Miami, UT-Martin, & FSU
Posted by DocZaius on 2/14/18 at 1:32 pm

re: Bloodline on Netflix
Posted by DocZaius on 2/14/18 at 1:25 pm
As many others have said, the first season was good.
Seasons two and three were just a long steady decline into nothingness, like dying from carbon monoxide poisoning.
Seasons two and three were just a long steady decline into nothingness, like dying from carbon monoxide poisoning.
Hey, "Alumni Guy"
Posted by DocZaius on 11/21/16 at 8:20 am
Kindly frick off.
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Keep sucking corndog dick, you miserable piece of shite.
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Finally, I can't stand when Coach Mac speaks also. It's painful on the ears and the eyes. "Huh, we won, I guess that's pretty cool. Did we just win the east?" Just STFU, coach and talk like a man. I want to punch him sometimes, I can't imagine what you'd like to do to Ol' Hee-Haw.
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Coach Mac is a tool. Spurrier and Meyer talked trash, but they did it well. Especially Spurrier, I miss him. Coach Mac came off like a sniffling weenie.
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Coach Mac is not as smart as he thinks he is. He always gets too cute when things are working.
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I'm a gators fan, and I cringe every time he speaks. He's either a corny aw jeez, shucks, golly type, or a sarcastic prick.
Media doesn't like him too much either.
Have you seen the Belk add where he tries on different clothes. He's a goober
Keep sucking corndog dick, you miserable piece of shite.
re: Way better for us to play in BR this year.
Posted by DocZaius on 10/18/16 at 10:47 am
Well, we had to play this game to be eligible for the SECCG.
LSU is almost guaranteed not to win the West so it's not that big of a deal for them. It was actually more important for them to have a cupcake that weekend to make sure they will be bowl-eligible.
They are now 4-2, with upcoming games against Ole Miss, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida and Texas A&M. They could lose all five, ending the season with a record of 4-7. More realistically, they'll somehow pull off a win against Ole Miss or Arkansas, but they'll still end up at 5-6. No bowl.
Had they not agreed to reschedule us, they'd be facing 4 tough SEC opponents and a cupcake, giving them a worst-case record of 5-6. If they win just one of their SEC games, they'll be bowl-eligible.
LSU is almost guaranteed not to win the West so it's not that big of a deal for them. It was actually more important for them to have a cupcake that weekend to make sure they will be bowl-eligible.
They are now 4-2, with upcoming games against Ole Miss, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida and Texas A&M. They could lose all five, ending the season with a record of 4-7. More realistically, they'll somehow pull off a win against Ole Miss or Arkansas, but they'll still end up at 5-6. No bowl.
Had they not agreed to reschedule us, they'd be facing 4 tough SEC opponents and a cupcake, giving them a worst-case record of 5-6. If they win just one of their SEC games, they'll be bowl-eligible.
re: Harris and Callway not with Team for spring
Posted by DocZaius on 3/8/16 at 1:09 pm
Seems like there's never any good news about our star athletes anymore.
re: Anyone else read: The Creature from Jekyll Island?
Posted by DocZaius on 1/11/16 at 11:24 am
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No didn't read it but I've been there so many times.
This one time upon leaving me and my brother did see this creature. Not sure if it is the creature you speak of, but it was an unknown creature forsure.
It look like a beaver crossed with a tapir. It had a large and fat back end but smaller front end and head. It also had a regularish looking tail, meaning it wasn't a beavers tail. If I had to pick one animal that it resembles the closest around here in GA, it would have to be a beaver, but it was not as it didn't have a tail like a beaver. It also was bigger too, kinda like a small hog size or a large arse beaver size. I'm 100% serious about this, but has anyone ever seen it before?
Right when you turn onto to the Jekyll Island straight away before you actually cross the bridge to pay to get onto jekyll. At the entrance, there is that spanish looking entrance, and then you have water on both sides. Well it was after the entrance, maybe a mile or two when it was spotted. Hopefully something can come out about it.
Yes I saw something like you described when my wife and I stayed at the Jekyll Island Club circa 2005, but it was way off in the distance so I couldn't be sure it wasn't just some normal animal.
It was crossing the road on the West side of the island and it disappeared before I could get closer to get a better look.
re: Gameplan vs. Bama
Posted by DocZaius on 11/30/15 at 1:48 pm
Between Kelvin, the two Jordans and Treon we ought to have enough legs to mount some kind of decent running game.
The offensive line hasn't exactly been stellar at run blocking, but they've been doing better lately, I think.
The offensive line hasn't exactly been stellar at run blocking, but they've been doing better lately, I think.
frick 'em! :bird:
re: Chiropractor: Doctor or Quack?
Posted by DocZaius on 2/16/15 at 2:58 pm
I'd be very reluctant to treat a child with chiropractic.
There's no evidence that it works, it may actually hurt, and if there's anything really wrong, you're better off going to a medical doctor.
There's no evidence that it works, it may actually hurt, and if there's anything really wrong, you're better off going to a medical doctor.
re: It's a great day in Titletown
Posted by DocZaius on 5/22/14 at 1:36 pm
I'd trade it all for a few more first downs.
re: Mizzou 2012 vs. Florida 2013
Posted by DocZaius on 11/12/13 at 3:11 pm
I'll be damned if I'm going to be comforted by a Missouri fan.
re: Interesting Point for Discussion on OC position
Posted by DocZaius on 11/12/13 at 3:10 pm
No
re: Jeff Driskel's ability/potential/ceiling
Posted by DocZaius on 8/20/13 at 9:03 am
I dunno, man. Seems like he's always got a ton of potential but rarely lives up to it.
re: Little too early predictions thread
Posted by DocZaius on 7/15/13 at 10:24 am
I say we lose them all.
Except Kentucky. We always beat Kentucky.
Except Kentucky. We always beat Kentucky.
re: Anyone ever sod with St. Augustine
Posted by DocZaius on 7/1/13 at 12:11 pm
I think it'll be fine.
What's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?
re: Why aren't there many gator users on this board?
Posted by DocZaius on 6/27/13 at 8:14 am
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Gator Sports + reddit + 4chan
Well, that's a first.
re: Why aren't there many gator users on this board?
Posted by DocZaius on 6/20/13 at 2:27 pm
The Back Alley.
re: Would you put a diaper on a chicken?
Posted by DocZaius on 6/5/13 at 8:34 am
Saddles?
re: I'm making signatures now.
Posted by DocZaius on 6/5/13 at 8:32 am
Thanks!
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