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Would you put a diaper on a chicken?

Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:16 am
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:16 am
No, seriously.
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Statistics show a growing number of American families are replacing cats and dogs with chicken as household pets, so I guess it’s no wonder we’re starting to see things like chicken outfits, diapers and saddles being sold online.
Why is this necessary?
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A rooster isn’t particularly kind to a hen when they mate. He grabs her by the back and pulls her feathers out. The hen ends up with a completely bare back. It gets raw and bleeds a little bit.
Posted by DocZaius
Florida
Member since Mar 2012
138 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:34 am to
Saddles?
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:35 am to
Well, both are an option from this company.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 8:36 am
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41032 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:38 am to
People having chickens at home is the new thing around some of the nicer suburbs in Bham. It's ok to have hens in Mnt Brook and Vestavia. Can't have roosters.

I saw a shite ton of goats in Mnt Brook the other day. Come to find out, the guy RENTED them. It's the new eco-friendly way to clear overgrown land.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:42 am to
Goats are one way to clear Kudzu.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:49 am to
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Would you put a diaper on a chicken?



Sure if I could hold him still...


On a side note I'm glad your sig is finally taking that shot.. He has been pouring that drink for awhile.
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 8:51 am to
Posted by McRebel42
North Mississippi Hollywood
Member since Oct 2012
11606 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:56 am to
What is that gif from?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21205 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:57 am to
Saddle on a chicken? Who the frick is going to ride a chicken?
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:58 am to
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Who the frick is going to ride a chicken?


A sugar glider

Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51802 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:00 am to
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People having chickens at home is the new thing around some of the nicer suburbs in Bham. It's ok to have hens in Mnt Brook and Vestavia. Can't have roosters.

I saw a shite ton of goats in Mnt Brook the other day. Come to find out, the guy RENTED them. It's the new eco-friendly way to clear overgrown land.


Alabama....

Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41032 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:02 am to
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What is that gif from?


Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:20 pm to
I have no idea, i just googled "drinking superman."
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24932 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:24 pm to
I know a couple of people that have chickens...not as pets. But they eat the eggs, and their poop is apparently good for composting.

I guess they are getting more popular with the whole local food thing.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:25 pm to
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:30 pm to
Let's colonize Mars, you in?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21205 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:33 pm to
I'll bring the beer
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:38 pm to
I'll supply the hippie lettuce.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 3:19 pm to
I'm down.

I'll bring the Bourbon.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:54 pm to
Hellz yeah.
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